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I figured the Russians were here so we should welcome them!:army: :welcome2::thumbsup:


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A father told each of his three children when he sent them to off to college, "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."

And so it happened. His sons became a doctor and a financial planner - each very successful financially. His daughter went into law and pursued a career in government. When their father's time had come, as they saw their father in the coffin, each remembered his wish.

First, the doctor put 10 newly printed crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.

Then, the financial planner also put $1,000 there in 20 newly printed crisp $50 bills.

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. She reached into her purse and took out her checkbook, then wrote a check for $3,000, put it into her father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.
 
A father told each of his three children when he sent them to off to college, "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."

And so it happened. His sons became a doctor and a financial planner - each very successful financially. His daughter went into law and pursued a career in government. When their father's time had come, as they saw their father in the coffin, each remembered his wish.

First, the doctor put 10 newly printed crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.

Then, the financial planner also put $1,000 there in 20 newly printed crisp $50 bills.

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. She reached into her purse and took out her checkbook, then wrote a check for $3,000, put it into her father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.
:nun:so bad... typical lawyer:laughbunny:
 
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