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When you're both stressed out and exhausted, and you know you didn't give it your all.
If I had a nickel for every time I found something hiding in "plain sight" for my husband...
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This 90 year old man was at his doctors' for an annual physical.


The doctor wanted him to have a sperm count, so he handed the man a jar and told him to take it home and bring back a specimen tomorrow.


The next day, the man showed up at the doctor's office with the jar as clean and empty as it was the day before.


The doctor was surprised and asked the man what happened.


"Well, Doc, it's like this. First, I tried with my right hand. Then I tried with my left hand. But still nothing, so I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left. Then, she tried with her mouth. First with the teeth in, and then with them out. Still no luck. Then we called Arleene, the lady from next door. She tried with both hands, her armpit, and between her knees. No luck."


The doctor was shocked! "Your neighbor?!!!!"


"Yep", the man replied. "None of us could get the damn bottle open."
 
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