The SOTU Address

J-man · Feb 4, 2020

Is about to commence. Everyone quiet down so we can all hear the liberal tears hitting the floor.

The Sound Guy · Feb 4, 2020

Sigh. I would listen to it, but he's gonna say something non-statesman like, I just know it. It's like a live Tweeter event or something...

Guard Dad · Feb 4, 2020

Somebody needs to give Pelosi a blood pressure pill.

Guard Dad · Feb 4, 2020

And Polygrip

Guard Dad · Feb 4, 2020

Dang, Ivana is hot!!

OK, back to the address...

The Sound Guy · Feb 4, 2020

She's there? Why didn't you say so?? <Grabs TV Remote>

cptlo · Feb 4, 2020

This is going to take about as long as Iowa counting votes with the clapping after every sentence.

cptlo · Feb 4, 2020

cptlo · Feb 4, 2020

Great speech so far.

The Sound Guy · Feb 4, 2020

cptlo306 said:

Well, he's not Muslim, so....

Frankly I don't know how the Democratic Party has held together this long with all the different groups in it.

Guard Dad · Feb 4, 2020

Dang, those tear jerker things get to me.

Guard Dad · Feb 4, 2020

Damn, got me again!

cptlo · Feb 4, 2020

Got something in my eyes.

Guard Dad · Feb 4, 2020

What did Nasty Nancy just rip up?

Guard Dad · Feb 4, 2020

Guard Dad said:
What did Nasty Nancy just rip up?

His speech!

What a (insert B-word)!

cptlo · Feb 4, 2020

Guard Dad said:
His speech!

What a (insert B-word)!

I bet that will get a twitter mention later tonight.

Guard Dad · Feb 4, 2020

The Democratic response was the biggest load of crap ever!

Paxilpapa · Feb 4, 2020

Guard Dad said:
His speech!

What a (insert B-word)!

The word you're looking for is "BITCH"!!!

You are welcome.

That is all.

cptlo · Feb 4, 2020

Guard Dad said:
The Democratic response was the biggest load of crap ever!

Yeah, that was pretty lame.

cptlo · Feb 4, 2020

Pelosi tearing up the speech will likely be in a Trump campaign ad very soon.