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[Guard Dad]

Lotstodo?

 

[ABTHREE]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[cptlo]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[MudFlap]

So we're looking after our daughter's cat (long story; don't ask).

Anyway, tonight The TrophyWife said to me: "Aren't you glad we don't have to lick ourselves to keep clean?"

Me: "No.... not really."

 

[MudFlap]

also....

our son just said to me:

"Elizabeth, the Queen of England is just like Kim Kardashian for rich people."

 

[Captain Rhett Butler]

 

[Captain Rhett Butler]

 

[Far West]

 

[Far West]

 

[Far West]

 

[Far West]

 

[Far West]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[lotstodo]

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I don't know, I might go out and whoop some ass.

 

[Guard Dad]