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Top Ten reasons why a Poody Tat is better than a wife.
10. Way more room for you in bed with a Poody Tat.
9. Poody Tat doesn't wear jewelry.
8. Poody Tat already has a fur coat.
7. Meow and Purrrrr. The only things you'll ever have to listen to.
6. Poody Tat hardly needs any bathroom time.
5. Poody Tats don't care about birthdays or anniversaries.
4. Poody Tats don't realize it when you call them by the wrong name.
3. Poody Tat won't drink your good booze.
2. Poody Tat sleeps 18 hours a day.
And, the number one reason why a Poody Tat is better than a wife: When you're old and broke the two of you can share the Fancy Feast!!!
10. Way more room for you in bed with a Poody Tat.
9. Poody Tat doesn't wear jewelry.
8. Poody Tat already has a fur coat.
7. Meow and Purrrrr. The only things you'll ever have to listen to.
6. Poody Tat hardly needs any bathroom time.
5. Poody Tats don't care about birthdays or anniversaries.
4. Poody Tats don't realize it when you call them by the wrong name.
3. Poody Tat won't drink your good booze.
2. Poody Tat sleeps 18 hours a day.
And, the number one reason why a Poody Tat is better than a wife: When you're old and broke the two of you can share the Fancy Feast!!!
Far West
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Far West
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Archaeologists Discover 20 Sealed Ancient Egyptian Coffins
The sarcophagi—decorated in shades of red, green, white and black—were found stacked in two layers in a giant tomb
www.smithsonianmag.com
or this:
That Massive Black Sarcophagus Was Opened. Here's What's Inside.
A massive black sarcophagus found in Egypt and dating to the time of Alexander the Great has been opened.
www.livescience.com
