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Here's a riddle for today.
How many ounces of tea is there in a full 32oz styrofoam cup?
Well, it depends. If you are drinking it, then about 16 ounces because the restaurant probably filled the cup with ice and didn't give you much tea.
However...if you knock it off the table on to the floor and it hits the table leg on the way down causing a big gaping hole in the side of the cup in addition to the existing bigger gaping hole in the top of the cup, it contains about 256 ounces of tea and not a single piece of ice. By the way, in case you are curious, that amount of tea is enough to cover the entire floor of a 10' x 10' room...or so it seemed.
How many ounces of tea is there in a full 32oz styrofoam cup?
Well, it depends. If you are drinking it, then about 16 ounces because the restaurant probably filled the cup with ice and didn't give you much tea.
However...if you knock it off the table on to the floor and it hits the table leg on the way down causing a big gaping hole in the side of the cup in addition to the existing bigger gaping hole in the top of the cup, it contains about 256 ounces of tea and not a single piece of ice. By the way, in case you are curious, that amount of tea is enough to cover the entire floor of a 10' x 10' room...or so it seemed.
Sounds like those were based on experience.Here's a riddle for today.
How many ounces of tea is there in a full 32oz styrofoam cup?
Well, it depends. If you are drinking it, then about 16 ounces because the restaurant probably filled the cup with ice and didn't give you much tea.
However...if you knock it off the table on to the floor and it hits the table leg on the way down causing a big gaping hole in the side of the cup in addition to the existing bigger gaping hole in the top of the cup, it contains about 256 ounces of tea and not a single piece of ice. By the way, in case you are curious, that amount of tea is enough to cover the entire floor of a 10' x 10' room...or so it seemed.
