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The Sound Guy said:
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Here is a true story -- our son is a High Skool Engrish Teecher - He learns Freshmen and Junior High Skool kids English Compasisation. You know, "books" and stories and such. ( I always thought, pfft... why read a book when you have a television. )

I digress. apologies.

So, our son is in his fourth year teaching and earlier this year he was sitting in for an absent fellow teacher. He didn't know any of the kids in the classroom and needed to take attendance.

Before taking attendance, he told the class of kids:

"If I mispronounce your first name it's not my fault. It's your parent's fault for giving you such a dumbass first name."

So, sure enough, he gets to a name that he can't pronounce ( it was something like : Keailiee )
And you guessed it, the little snowflake was so deeply offended that she ran home and told mommy.

Mommy calls the high school principal and profusely complains that this was highly unprofessional behaviour.
The principal goes to my son and my son has to have a conversation with the mother.

The mom isn't doing her daughter any favors. If she goes to college, she will be out in the real world in 5 or 6 years and will be eaten alive.

.... so it goes.
 
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