S/O - Manly things and such

[ShoeDiva]

-What kind of deodorant do you use to keep the pit stank at bay?Sure Invisible Solid. It has 19% Aluminum Zirconium Unpronounceabelium, about the same amount as the "clinical" stuff at half the price.

-Can you burp the alphabet? No, but I can fart Beethoven's Ninth

-What kind of razor do you use? Norelco

-When was the last time you had jock itch? The last time I didn't wash my ding dong, which was never.

-Do you wear cologne? What kind? Not just no, but oh hell no.

-Pleats, or flat front trousers? Pants. Whatever my wife buys me that fits.

Here's another question for you boy scout types. Do you keep toilet paper in your truck? (Real men drive trucks. BBG drives a minivan.)

:spitchick

 

[Guard Dad]

I just felt the urge to post a pic of my truck

 

[MamaHog]

BBG drives a shaggin wagon!!

 

[MrsB]

-What kind of deodorant do you use to keep the pit stank at bay?Sure Invisible Solid. It has 19% Aluminum Zirconium Unpronounceabelium, about the same amount as the "clinical" stuff at half the price.

-Can you burp the alphabet? No, but I can fart Beethoven's Ninth

-What kind of razor do you use? Norelco

-When was the last time you had jock itch? The last time I didn't wash my ding dong, which was never.

-Do you wear cologne? What kind? Not just no, but oh hell no.

-Pleats, or flat front trousers? Pants. Whatever my wife buys me that fits.

Here's another question for you boy scout types. Do you keep toilet paper in your truck? (Real men drive trucks. BBG drives a minivan.)

:laugh :laugh :laugh

 

[gog8tors]

but I can fart Beethoven's Ninth

OK, we need a youtube of that.

I heard my sweet granny fluff for the 1st time ever last week. I thought my nephew and I were gonna die of laughter. she is 83 and I just heard it.. I will forever remember that day!!!

:laugh :spitchick Fluff?

 

[Waski_the_Squirrel]

Guys...

-What kind of deodorant do you use to keep the pit stank at bay?
Tom's of Maine

-Can you burp the alphabet?
No

-What kind of razor do you use?
Gillette safety razor

-When was the last time you had jock itch?
Never

-Do you wear cologne? What kind?
No

-Pleats, or flat front trousers?
I've honestly never paid attention. I couldn't tell you about the pants in my closet right now without looking.

I had no clue you were a guy... I had this mental pic of you and now I have to start all over

why on earth did I think you were a women?

I might have to get a more manly avatar.

 

[Guard Dad]

Guys...

-What kind of deodorant do you use to keep the pit stank at bay?
Tom's of Maine

-Can you burp the alphabet?
No

-What kind of razor do you use?
Gillette safety razor

-When was the last time you had jock itch?
Never

-Do you wear cologne? What kind?
No

-Pleats, or flat front trousers?
I've honestly never paid attention. I couldn't tell you about the pants in my closet right now without looking.

I had no clue you were a guy... I had this mental pic of you and now I have to start all over

why on earth did I think you were a women?

I might have to get a more manly avatar.

 

[Waski_the_Squirrel]

I was thinking I should post a photograph as proof, but (probably fortunately) there are no photographs that provide conclusive evidence of my gender! I do have 4 days growth of facial hair right now.

 

[mei lan]

BBG drives a shaggin wagon!!

TMI, sister...TMI!

 

[BeatBoxinGranny47]

I need the third row seats that fold down so I can fit my testicles in the car with me.

 

[uga1]

-What kind of deodorant do you use to keep the pit stank at bay? AXE
-Can you burp the alphabet? No
-What kind of razor do you use? Gillette Mach3
-When was the last time you had jock itch? 2 months ago-
-Do you wear cologne? What kind? No
-Pleats, or flat front trousers? Flat Front

 

[MrsB]

I need the third row seats that fold down so I can fit my testicles in the car with me.

I thought MamaHog carried them in her purse?

 

[Guard Dad]

I need the third row seats that fold down so I can fit my testicles in the car with me.

I thought MamaHog carried them in her purse?

^Win^

)

 

[Foxmeister]

I need the third row seats that fold down so I can fit my testicles in the car with me.

I thought MamaHog carried them in her purse?

:donlaugh

Good one!

 

[MrsB]

Hehehe

Lol

 

[mei lan]

I need the third row seats that fold down so I can fit my testicles in the car with me.

I thought MamaHog carried them in her purse?

^Win^

)

Post of the week.

 

[lotstodo]

I need the third row seats that fold down so I can fit my testicles in the car with me.

I thought MamaHog carried them in her purse?

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

 

[BeatBoxinGranny47]

I need the third row seats that fold down so I can fit my orbs in the car with me.

I thought MamaHog carried them in her purse?

^Win^

)

Post of the week.

I would like to say that this is not the post of the week nor is it even original. I posted that about myself earlier in the week, therefore I win!! And, what the hell is an orb? I swear to God I better not see one post about BREAST cancer or BREAST feeding. Bunch of Mooks I tells ya!!!

 

[ShoeDiva]

I need the third row seats that fold down so I can fit my orbs in the car with me.

I thought MamaHog carried them in her purse?

^Win^

)

Post of the week.

I would like to say that this is not the post of the week nor is it even original. I posted that about myself earlier in the week, therefore I win!! And, what the hell is an orb? I swear to God I better not see one post about BREAST cancer or BREAST feeding. Bunch of Mooks I tells ya!!!

I just saw that! Who changed it? I didn't see an edit. :dunno

 

[BeatBoxinGranny47]

I need the third row seats that fold down so I can fit my orbs in the car with me.

I thought MamaHog carried them in her purse?

^Win^

)

Post of the week.

I would like to say that this is not the post of the week nor is it even original. I posted that about myself earlier in the week, therefore I win!! And, what the hell is an orb? I swear to God I better not see one post about BREAST cancer or BREAST feeding. Bunch of Mooks I tells ya!!!

I just saw that! Who changed it? I didn't see an edit. :dunno

apparently someone with tiny ORBS!!!!!