S/O - Manly things and such

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Guys...

-What kind of deodorant do you use to keep the pit stank at bay?
-Can you burp the alphabet?
-What kind of razor do you use?
-When was the last time you had jock itch?
-Do you wear cologne? What kind?
-Pleats, or flat front trousers?
 
-What kind of deodorant do you use to keep the pit stank at bay? Axe

-Can you burp the alphabet? No, but I have a friend who can burp "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

-What kind of razor do you use? Gillette Fusion

-When was the last time you had jock itch? It's been quite awhile.

-Do you wear cologne? What kind? Happy

-Pleats, or flat front trousers? I have both, but I prefer pleats.
 
GIRLS

-What kind of deodorant do you use to keep the pit stank at bay?
Secret...hasn't told on me yet

-Can you burp the alphabet?
Heck NO nor will I ever try

-What kind of razor do you use?
whatever..not brand snob on this just has to have 3 blades

-When was the last time you had jock itch?
ick... never!

-Do you wear cologne? What kind?
~lovely by Sarah Jessica Parker

-Pleats, or flat front trousers?
who says trouser anymore Ward?
 
Apparently, Sadie didn't see "Manly things" in the topic. :laugh
 
Foxmeister said:
Apparently, Sadie didn't see "Manly things" in the topic. :laugh
some women can be manly... I however am not one I just wanted to answer and did put Girls up top of my post
 
Men are attempting to have a conversation about manly things and a woman comes in to take over the conversation. :laugh
 
Foxmeister said:
Men are attempting to have a conversation about manly things and a woman comes in to take over the conversation. :laugh
cause the guys have NEVER done that before to us... yeah!
 
-What kind of deodorant do you use to keep the pit stank at bay? Speed Stick
-Can you burp the alphabet? Just the vowels, but I'm working on the whole thing
-What kind of razor do you use? Fusion Pro Glide
-When was the last time you had jock itch? Years ago
-Do you wear cologne? What kind? Yes. Aqua De Gio
-Pleats, or flat front trousers? Flat front
 
Guys...

-What kind of deodorant do you use to keep the pit stank at bay?
Tom's of Maine

-Can you burp the alphabet?
No

-What kind of razor do you use?
Gillette safety razor

-When was the last time you had jock itch?
Never

-Do you wear cologne? What kind?
No

-Pleats, or flat front trousers?
I've honestly never paid attention. I couldn't tell you about the pants in my closet right now without looking.
 
Waski_the_Squirrel said:
Guys...

-What kind of deodorant do you use to keep the pit stank at bay?
Tom's of Maine

-Can you burp the alphabet?
No

-What kind of razor do you use?
Gillette safety razor

-When was the last time you had jock itch?
Never

-Do you wear cologne? What kind?
No

-Pleats, or flat front trousers?
I've honestly never paid attention. I couldn't tell you about the pants in my closet right now without looking.

I had no clue you were a guy... I had this mental pic of you and now I have to start all over

why on earth did I think you were a women?
 
MrsB said:
ShoeDiva said:
MrsB said:
LOL @ Sadie :laugh

MrB used Axe in chocolate scent. Yummy. I love it.
Which one is that?
It's a body wash. It smells so good.
I will have to look. Son like some of the Axe stuff, but I have not smelled a chocolate one!



sadie612 said:
Waski_the_Squirrel said:
Guys...

-What kind of deodorant do you use to keep the pit stank at bay?
Tom's of Maine

-Can you burp the alphabet?
No

-What kind of razor do you use?
Gillette safety razor

-When was the last time you had jock itch?
Never

-Do you wear cologne? What kind?
No

-Pleats, or flat front trousers?
I've honestly never paid attention. I couldn't tell you about the pants in my closet right now without looking.

I had no clue you were a guy... I had this mental pic of you and now I have to start all over

why on earth did I think you were a women
?
:))
 
-What kind of deodorant do you use to keep the pit stank at bay? I have a natural smell of awesomeness but I cover it up so as not to show off by wearing Right Guard.

-Can you burp the alphabet? Thats a clown question bro, not only can I burp it but I can toot it in 3 different languages, not including pig latin.

-What kind of razor do you use? Schick Ultra Quatro something.

-When was the last time you had jock itch? Mine itches like every 27 seconds. Thats normal....right?

-Do you wear cologne? What kind? Polo Black.

-Pleats, or flat front trousers? FLAT!!!!!
 
-What kind of deodorant do you use to keep the pit stank at bay?Sure Invisible Solid. It has 19% Aluminum Zirconium Unpronounceabelium, about the same amount as the "clinical" stuff at half the price.

-Can you burp the alphabet? No, but I can fart Beethoven's Ninth

-What kind of razor do you use? Norelco

-When was the last time you had jock itch? The last time I didn't wash my ding dong, which was never.

-Do you wear cologne? What kind? Not just no, but oh hell no.

-Pleats, or flat front trousers? Pants. Whatever my wife buys me that fits.

Here's another question for you boy scout types. Do you keep toilet paper in your truck? (Real men drive trucks. BBG drives a minivan.)
 
Guard Dad said:
but I can fart Beethoven's Ninth

OK, we need a youtube of that.

I heard my sweet granny fluff for the 1st time ever last week. I thought my nephew and I were gonna die of laughter. she is 83 and I just heard it.. I will forever remember that day!!!
 
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