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I didn't kill any of the resolutionists at the gym tonight. Almost though!

The place was a zoo, usually is right after New Year's because of all the newbies who join thinking the lbs will melt off in two weeks.

So anyway....people waiting in line for the cardio machines. I had finished lifting and was wanting a treadmill; I saw 3 machines become vacant at the same time. So I'm headed across the gym floor and this woman, brand new member, jumps up there, gets on the middle machine and puts towels across the ones on either side. I walk up to one of them and as her to move her towel. She says she's holding the machines for two of her friends that were coming. I say "no, it doesn't work that way. When they get here they can wait for an available machine like everyone else". That pissed her off and she started fussing. I got on the treadmill anyway, stuck my headphones in my ears and cranked up a certain song Elton John song about someone being back to drown her out.

Her friends never showed. And I didn't open up a can on her.

I was cool...........
 
You should have passed some gas. :))

What gym do you work out at?
 
Guard Dad said:
Foxmeister said:
You should have passed some gas. :))

What gym do you work out at?

I did

ABW Hiram

GREAT! Now I have to wait another 2 days before I go in there :p

Here's another thing they do. Some want to do a circuit and think they can tie up 3 or 4 machines at a time. I sat down on a machine one afternoon and during my second set a guy walks up to me and says "Ah, I was on that machine" :mad:

Now remember, he had been gone for my first two sets. I looked at him and said, "If that were the case, I'd be sitting on your lap" :p

I finished set #3 ;D
 
I need to join a gym. I used to work out all the time while I was in Afghanistan. It was easy because we had our own weight and cardiac rooms in the detention facility. They were for the MPs only. Used to spend an hour and a half each day in there. I came back home 20 lbs lighter. I had lost 26 lbs at first, but gained 6 back in muscle mass.
 
Foxmeister said:
I need to join a gym. I used to work out all the time while I was in Afghanistan. It was easy because we had our own weight and cardiac rooms in the detention facility. They were for the MPs only. Used to spend an hour and a half each day in there. I came back home 20 lbs lighter. I had lost 26 lbs at first, but gained 6 back in muscle mass.

I'm thoroughly addicted. I spend about an hour and a half per session, try to go 5 days a week when possible.

I was once 60 lbs heavier than I am now.
 
Good job on dropping the weight. I could stand to lose 20.
 
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