Why Women Gain Weight As They Age

[Guard Dad]

Eh, I don't think I'm buying it. ;D

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there
is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't
heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt
in the mirror I will think,
“Good grief, look how smart I am!”

 

[shed]

Some things are better left unspoken. :slappy

 

[Madea]

GD, the truth isn't for sale.

 

[Guard Dad]

They all just need to come to my exercise class. :treadmill :WO ;D

 

[sadie612]

Wow...lol

 

[Grey Colson]

I guess the reason us guys get fat is because we're so full of (it)? )

 

[Madea]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, you ALMOST had it. :laugh

 

[Grey Colson]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, you ALMOST had it. :laugh

:laugh Very interesting and clever way you used to complete it for me :laugh

 

[Guard Dad]

I guess the reason us guys get fat is because we're so full of (it)? )

It being charm and sex appeal? 8)

 

[MrsB]

I guess the reason us guys get fat is because we're so full of (it)? )

It being charm and sex appeal? 8)

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
Can't breathe.... laughing.... too hard....

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

 

[Madea]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, you ALMOST had it. :laugh

:laugh Very interesting and clever way you used to complete it for me :laugh

I get paid to be clever. 8)

 

[Madea]

I guess the reason us guys get fat is because we're so full of (it)? )

It being charm and sex appeal? 8)

Guess again.

 

[Guard Dad]

I guess the reason us guys get fat is because we're so full of (it)? )

It being charm and sex appeal? 8)

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
Can't breathe.... laughing.... too hard....

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

I was being serious!

 

[MrsB]

I guess the reason us guys get fat is because we're so full of (it)? )

It being charm and sex appeal? 8)

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
Can't breathe.... laughing.... too hard....

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

I was being serious!

mmmhmmmmm......

 

[Guard Dad]

I guess the reason us guys get fat is because we're so full of (it)? )

It being charm and sex appeal? 8)

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh
Can't breathe.... laughing.... too hard....

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh

I was being serious!

mmmhmmmmm......

 

[Foxmeister]

If that's how women get fat as they age; Aretha Franklin must be a genius.