Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken plant up here can't find workers. They were 3 shifts, now except for maintenance, shipping, and cleaning, they are down to 2. They are offering $14 an hour and a signing bonus after six months. Very few takers.
 
To demonstrate that eggs are the one food that should taste like chicken, but don't. Well, OK, chickens don't do any demonstrating, but at least they can cross the road. But not without everyone questioning why they are doing it.
 
The chicken plant up here can't find workers. They were 3 shifts, now except for maintenance, shipping, and cleaning, they are down to 2. They are offering $14 an hour and a signing bonus after six months. Very few takers.
Gilmer County's unemployment rate for March is 3.0. Perhaps a lot of the people who had been working in the plant are now working somewhere else. Do a lot of Hispanics work there?
 
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