Waski_the_Squirrel
Resident of the least visited state in the nation.
I often tell my students and friends about my wife (who lives in the basement, is photosensitive, extremely obese, and really mean). She makes a good scapegoat when I mess up. Some people even think she's real!
So, tonight, I'm headed to bed. My house is dark because light switches aren't located conveniently and the house has an odd floor"plan". It's actually made of 3 tiny old buildings, including a granary, so yeah...
Wham! I walked into the corner of the bathroom door. It was open to promote air circulation from the bedroom (odd floor plan, remember) and it sticks on the hump in the floor in the entry. So now the skin around my eye is starting to swell and I expect a black eye to develop.
So, blame it on the wife, admit I walked into a door, or make up an exciting story involving a midget and a briefcase full of diamonds?
So, tonight, I'm headed to bed. My house is dark because light switches aren't located conveniently and the house has an odd floor"plan". It's actually made of 3 tiny old buildings, including a granary, so yeah...
Wham! I walked into the corner of the bathroom door. It was open to promote air circulation from the bedroom (odd floor plan, remember) and it sticks on the hump in the floor in the entry. So now the skin around my eye is starting to swell and I expect a black eye to develop.
So, blame it on the wife, admit I walked into a door, or make up an exciting story involving a midget and a briefcase full of diamonds?