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Here are 5 "newer" movies.
"If I die, I'm sorry for all the bad things I did to you. And if I live, I'm sorry for all the bad things I'm gonna do to you."
"That's right! I go out with any girl... I stay in with you."
"I just wish you weren’t so generous with your (deleted)." (wee wee)
Actress #1: F*^# him! He never picks me!
Actress #2: Honey, I did f*^# him and he never picks me either.
"You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!"
"Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."
"Here, read this magazine. There are many pictures."
Actor #1: I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks."
Actor #2: That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!"
(One of my favorite movie lines ever)
"The day they lay you away, what I'll do on your grave won't pass for flowers."
"Put it in a nutshell? You couldn't put it in a barrel without a bottom. You're the longest winded b*^*^*# I've ever known."
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."
"Sometimes it isn't being fast that counts, or even accurate; but willing. Most men will draw a breath or blink an eye before they shoot. I won't."
"Ladies are unwell, ….. Gentlemen vomit."
"Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
"I haven't performed in front of an audience for twenty-eight years! I played a butler. I HAD ONE LINE! .... I forgot it."
"Damn you! I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!"
"These must be his drinking socks."
"One cannot be betrayed if one has no people."
"Then he showed those men of will what will really was."
"After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again."
"What about it, pretzel man, what's your story?"
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist."
"If I die, I'm sorry for all the bad things I did to you. And if I live, I'm sorry for all the bad things I'm gonna do to you."
"That's right! I go out with any girl... I stay in with you."
"I just wish you weren’t so generous with your (deleted)." (wee wee)
Actress #1: F*^# him! He never picks me!
Actress #2: Honey, I did f*^# him and he never picks me either.
"You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!"
"Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."
"Here, read this magazine. There are many pictures."
Actor #1: I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks."
Actor #2: That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!"
(One of my favorite movie lines ever)
"The day they lay you away, what I'll do on your grave won't pass for flowers."
"Put it in a nutshell? You couldn't put it in a barrel without a bottom. You're the longest winded b*^*^*# I've ever known."
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."
"Sometimes it isn't being fast that counts, or even accurate; but willing. Most men will draw a breath or blink an eye before they shoot. I won't."
"Ladies are unwell, ….. Gentlemen vomit."
"Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
"I haven't performed in front of an audience for twenty-eight years! I played a butler. I HAD ONE LINE! .... I forgot it."
"Damn you! I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!"
"These must be his drinking socks."
"One cannot be betrayed if one has no people."
"Then he showed those men of will what will really was."
"After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again."
"What about it, pretzel man, what's your story?"
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist."
