So...

[Guard Dad]

Had fish for dinner, it tends to give me the winds. I'm talking high octane!

So I was upstairs and one slipped out at the opposite end of the family room where "She who adores me" was sitting. Sadly, too far away for any sharing of it's odoriferous qualities.

So I come down to basement, and about 5 minutes later I get a text from her:

O.M.G.! I just walked into your fart cloud. You are NASTY!


Ahhhh, my work here is done!

 

[Boss 302]

It was bean soup at our house last night!

 

[Guard Dad]

Wife texts me about an hour ago

Her - "On my way home. Thinking about picking up Texas Road House, is that alright with you?"

Me - "Yeah, that's fine"

Her - "Steak or chicken?"

Me - "I was thinking fish"

Her - "You're never getting fish again as long as you live"

 

[Guard Dad]

And, she cooked fish tonight.

What was she thinking?

 

[The Sound Guy]

And, she cooked fish tonight.

What was she thinking?

Not sure what she was thinking, but *I'm* thinking it's a good thing we live up wind of you....

 

[Guard Dad]

It didn't affect me that way this time. I think she sabotaged it.

 

[Boss 302]

It didn't affect me that way this time. I think she sabotaged it.

Adding baking soda to things that you eat that cause gas will prevent gas. If you soak dry beans and add a little baking soda, your bean soup will be less gaseous. If she fried the fish with a coating, she may have added a little baking powder to the mixture.

 

[Guard Dad]

Adding baking soda to things that you eat that cause gas will prevent gas. If you soak dry beans and add a little baking soda, your bean soup will be less gaseous. If she fried the fish with a coating, she may have added a little baking powder to the mixture.

That takes all the fun out of it.

 

[cptlo]

Would adding baking soda to the fish have any affect on which sheriff candidate you're voting for?