So, I did a thing

[Guard Dad]

I pick up my 2022 Ram Laramie 4x4 tomorrow.

I really struggled with it, dang things are expensive and I've gotten cheap in my old age.

Pics forthcoming.

 

[J-man]

Congrats...I hope she already knows.

 

[MudFlap]

 

[Guard Dad]

Yeah, I really struggled with it. Never would have believed what a pickup truck could cost. But man are they nice! Smoothest and quietest vehicle I've ever been in.

 

[MudFlap]

Yeah, I really struggled with it. Never would have believed what a pickup truck could cost. But man are they nice! Smoothest and quietest vehicle I've ever been in.

1 %

..... and "Congrats" on the new rig.
A new truck is almost as much fun as a new girlfriend.

(almost)

 

[cptlo]

I pick up my 2022 Ram Laramie 4x4 tomorrow.

I really struggled with it, dang things are expensive and I've gotten cheap in my old age.

Pics forthcoming.

Congrats!!!

Will you adopt me?

 

[Guard Dad]

Will you adopt me?

not until you do something about the atomic flatulence

 

[cptlo]

not until you do something about the atomic flatulence

 

[cptlo]

not until you do something about the atomic flatulence

I thought you were impressed by such things.

 

[Guard Dad]

I thought you were impressed by such things.

I have to be able to breath to be impressed.

 

[J-man]

Just don’t have a heart attack:

Nolte: Reality Star Ends Up in Hospital After Selling Farts Online

Steph Matto made $200,000 selling her farts online and ended up in the emergency room.

www.breitbart.com

 

[Far West]

Just don’t have a heart attack:

Nolte: Reality Star Ends Up in Hospital After Selling Farts Online

Steph Matto made $200,000 selling her farts online and ended up in the emergency room.

www.breitbart.com

The comments are perfect:

Biden could stop selling out America and make a legitimate living!
Who knew?

At his age you can never trust a fart.

Well there you go, that would be the deluxe jar for $1500

 

[cptlo]

Just don’t have a heart attack:

Nolte: Reality Star Ends Up in Hospital After Selling Farts Online

Steph Matto made $200,000 selling her farts online and ended up in the emergency room.

www.breitbart.com

Excess gas can be painful.....so I've heard.

 

[The Sound Guy]

I pick up my 2022 Ram Laramie 4x4 tomorrow.

I really struggled with it, dang things are expensive and I've gotten cheap in my old age.

Pics forthcoming.

Congrats!

I'm curious, did they try to start over list price and make you talk them down? Ouch, looking at Palmer Dodge and those suckers start over 50K and some make it into the 60s!!

 

[cptlo]

How many speakers come in it?

 

[Guard Dad]

Congrats!

I'm curious, did they try to start over list price and make you talk them down? Ouch, looking at Palmer Dodge and those suckers start over 50K and some make it into the 60s!!

They tried. I don't play that; quickly told them that all that wasn't my problem and I didn't have to buy a truck at all. The whole attitude changed really quickly.

 

[Guard Dad]

Just don’t have a heart attack:

Nolte: Reality Star Ends Up in Hospital After Selling Farts Online

Steph Matto made $200,000 selling her farts online and ended up in the emergency room.

www.breitbart.com

The laughter aside (it is funny). what's wrong with someone who would pay a grand to smell some chick's fart?

 

[Chindog]

1 %

..... and "Congrats" on the new rig.
A new truck is almost as much fun as a new girlfriend.

(almost)

My wife won't let me have a new girlfriend. She won't let me have a new truck either, though. Congrats on your new ride, Guard Dad!

 

[J-man]

The laughter aside (it is funny). what's wrong with someone who would pay a grand to smell some chick's fart?

$950 tops...not a penny more.

 

[Guard Dad]

$950 tops...not a penny more.

I bet cptlo pays for bottled cat farts.