sayins

[sadie612]

You know those old sayins our older loved ones use to tell us


what were some of your faves....

Here are a few of mine

My friends mom says
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

My 85 year old poopaw says
" some people are so stupid that they don't even know they are stupid and that is the worst kind of stupid"

my mom says
"I get so confused sometimes I don't know if I should whind my butt or wipe my watch"

 

[Foxmeister]

I like, "I'm hangin' in there like a hair in a biscuit.

 

[Guard Dad]

"The more you stir the crap, the worse it stinks"

 

[lotstodo]

'It's not as far from some folk's ass to their mouth as they think it is"

 

[kittycat]

Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.

My mom.....
When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.

 

[Guard Dad]

My mom.....
When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.

That's a good one.

 

[Winchester]

Don't let your mouth write a check, your ass cannot cash!

 

[Foxmeister]

Engage brain before putting mouth in gear.

 

[Madea]

My dad and my grandmother (his mom) had some "doozies". ) Some days I really wish I could remember them all. I'll have to add a few "Dadism's" later tonight.

 

[Guard Dad]

"The smeller is the feller"

JR's co-workers

 

[Foxmeister]

I'm finer than a frog's hair.

 

[Grey Colson]

"The smeller is the feller"

JR's co-workers

Maybe I should "Stomp a mud hole in your butt and walk it dry" ;D

 

[kittycat]

I'm finer than a frog's hair.

My grandmother used to say that........I'm finer than a frog's hair split in the corners......or " split three ways"....which ever :laugh

 

[kittycat]

"The smeller is the feller"

JR's co-workers

Maybe I should "Stomp a mud hole in your butt and walk it dry" ;D

That reminded me of my ex.....we were shopping at walmart one evening and this guy jumped in front of me at the cash register......and my ex looked at him and said..........What do you think your doing? and the guy said.....the lady over there told me too.......and my ex said......"Did she tell you what to do after I slap the taste out of your mouth".......lol

 

[dapandlap]

My wife's grandmother used ta say "well poop in one hand, and wish in the other and see which one fills up first"

 

[dapandlap]

And we can't forget the famous "when the fit hits the shan it's going to get ugly"

 

[RNG]

my mom says this all the time when someone gets on her nerves and I have found that I say it alot to :laugh "I swear they will worry the hair off a gnats a$$" :laugh

 

[kittycat]

And we can't forget the famous "when the fit hits the shan it's going to get ugly"

sorta like

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[sadie612]

My great granny would always say "It's colder than a frog's rear end "

And now I say that

 

[sadie612]

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.