PSA: If you're looking for a job....

[cptlo]

Make sure you resume isn't junk.
Don't use the word 'Objection' in place of 'Objective'.
Use consistent spacing.
Don't Capitalize Every Word.
No need to include logos of the companies you've worked for.
Bullet points are your friend.

A co-worker is getting resumes for an opening in her department and she sent me a couple of them today. Admittedly, I have OCD for this kind of stuff but many people don't seem to care about making their resume look professional these days.

 

[Guard Dad]

And tell them you know me.

 

[The Sound Guy]

Sigh. I need to ask my oldest to let me read his over.

 

[Boss 302]

I see a lot of typos in resumes, as well as misspelling, lack of punctuation, and poor grammar. These are indications of what they are not learning in school. Ask a young person to sign their signature on a document and they print. We can blame Jimmy Carter for the decline in public education, as he injected the federal government into by creating the Department of Education.

 

[J-man]

And tell them you “Do N’t” know me.

(See what I did)

 

[Far West]

(See what I did)

Is that the way the kids text "don't" now? Do N"t