I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
cptlo Pursuit Driver Mar 28, 2024 #7,681 I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
cptlo Pursuit Driver Mar 29, 2024 #7,687 A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
cptlo Pursuit Driver Mar 29, 2024 #7,688 News flash: man injured in a peek-a-boo accident has been taken to the ICU.
cptlo Pursuit Driver Mar 29, 2024 #7,690 How many CHIROPRACTORS does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1... but it takes 14 visits.
cptlo Pursuit Driver Mar 29, 2024 #7,691 I invented the glove. OK, I'm lying. But I did have a hand in it.
MudFlap Pursuit Driver Mar 30, 2024 #7,698 Well, it looks like my wife has finally walked-out on me because, well, I'm so insecure. wait. no. She's back now. She just went to the post office. Never mind.
Well, it looks like my wife has finally walked-out on me because, well, I'm so insecure. wait. no. She's back now. She just went to the post office. Never mind.
cptlo Pursuit Driver Mar 30, 2024 #7,699 I walked down the street dressed as a screwdriver. I turned a few heads…