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Captain Rhett Butler
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ABTHREE
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A girl was a prost!tute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a s*x party in a hotel & the girl was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the post!tutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, the girl’s grandma came by & saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, “Why are you standing in line here, dear?”
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth,
The girl told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges & she was just lining up for some.
“Why, that’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself,” & she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the post!tutes.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered & exclaimed,
“Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?”
Grandma replied,
“Oh, it’s easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back & suck them dry.”
I got one of those calls today. SO annoying!
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Boss 302
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There are two I get on a regular basis. The car warranty call and then one from "Online Pharmacy." The online pharmacy one isn't a robocall, but someone with a Indian accent. I tell him all the time to take us off his call list, but he keeps calling almost every day. There have been quite a few days where this guy has called three times. Each time he calls, it shows a different number on caller ID. I filed a complaint with the FCC several months ago, but nadda.
The Sound Guy
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The Sound Guy
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The Sound Guy
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Somebody at Nasa has a sense of humor!!
The Sound Guy
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Captain Rhett Butler
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