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A girl was a prost!tute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know.​

One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a s*x party in a hotel & the girl was among them.​

The police took them outside and had all the post!tutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, the girl’s grandma came by & saw her granddaughter.​

Grandma asked, “Why are you standing in line here, dear?”​

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth,​

The girl told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges & she was just lining up for some.​

“Why, that’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself,” & she proceeded to the back of the line.​

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the post!tutes.​

When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered & exclaimed,​

“Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?”​

Grandma replied,​

“Oh, it’s easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back & suck them dry.”​

 
Guard Dad said:
I got one of those calls today. SO annoying!
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There are two I get on a regular basis. The car warranty call and then one from "Online Pharmacy." The online pharmacy one isn't a robocall, but someone with a Indian accent. I tell him all the time to take us off his call list, but he keeps calling almost every day. There have been quite a few days where this guy has called three times. Each time he calls, it shows a different number on caller ID. I filed a complaint with the FCC several months ago, but nadda.
 
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