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The Sound Guy
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MudFlap
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not so much a joke, but......
So when the Covid lockdowns started to be a think back on April & May, I thought:
"This might really be a good opportunity to get into great shape. I'm thinking with the right diet plan and some hard work, I could look like Brad Pitt in the movie 'Fight Club'!"
Flash forward to today.....
With an endless supply of sourdough bread, Irish butter, an ability for unfounded justifications, unlimited Netflix streaming and an unrelenting Summer heat wave; the aspirations of a Brad Pitt / Fight Club physique have not materialized. Instead, I'm feeling more like Meatloaf from the movie 'Fight Club'.
That's okay, tho'..... back to the plan (we just won't talk about it.)
So when the Covid lockdowns started to be a think back on April & May, I thought:
"This might really be a good opportunity to get into great shape. I'm thinking with the right diet plan and some hard work, I could look like Brad Pitt in the movie 'Fight Club'!"
Flash forward to today.....
With an endless supply of sourdough bread, Irish butter, an ability for unfounded justifications, unlimited Netflix streaming and an unrelenting Summer heat wave; the aspirations of a Brad Pitt / Fight Club physique have not materialized. Instead, I'm feeling more like Meatloaf from the movie 'Fight Club'.
That's okay, tho'..... back to the plan (we just won't talk about it.)
I've gained some weight, but can't blame it on COVID.
The Sound Guy
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Ok I admit I had to look that one up...Some will this
Captain Rhett Butler
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MudFlap
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So she sez.......
Just make sure you wear your mask if you're that close. Sure wouldn't want to catch that virus.