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MudFlap
Pursuit Driver
A duck walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender for a double shot of whiskey.
He tells the bartender "put it on my bill".
The bartender says nothing, staring in shock at the talking duck.
The duck says "I said, 'put it on my bill'". he looks up at the bartender and laughs.
The bartender, suddenly realizing he is in a bizarre dream of talking & laughing ducks, wakes up.
He rolls over to gently shake his wife awake. He intends to tell her about the strange dream.
She wakes silently, but angry over their earlier argument at dinner, pretends to remain asleep.
The bartender then rolls back over and softly cries himself to sleep with the realization of his failing marriage.
He asks the bartender for a double shot of whiskey.
He tells the bartender "put it on my bill".
The bartender says nothing, staring in shock at the talking duck.
The duck says "I said, 'put it on my bill'". he looks up at the bartender and laughs.
The bartender, suddenly realizing he is in a bizarre dream of talking & laughing ducks, wakes up.
He rolls over to gently shake his wife awake. He intends to tell her about the strange dream.
She wakes silently, but angry over their earlier argument at dinner, pretends to remain asleep.
The bartender then rolls back over and softly cries himself to sleep with the realization of his failing marriage.
The Sound Guy
Pursuit Driver
They need to put a big picture of President Trump on the Scoreboard at the NFL games just before the anthem.
Then tell the players they have a choice: Stand for the National Anthem, or kneel before your President.
Some of them would meltdown right there....
Then tell the players they have a choice: Stand for the National Anthem, or kneel before your President.
Some of them would meltdown right there....
