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cptlo
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Fella walks into an empty bar in the middle of the day; the bartender walks up and the man orders a beer and takes a small 10" tall man out of his coat pocket and sets him on the counter, he then takes out a miniature piano and the little man sits down and plays classics, boogie woofie, jazz and ragtime. The bartender is amazed and says where did you get that from?
The patron says there is a genie down the street who is granting one, but JUST one wish to anybody. The bartender says, "Will you watch the bar I want to go down there and make a wish?" The customer says OK.
20 minutes later bartender returns and is surround by flying and waddling ducks, quacking, crapping and shedding feathers. The bartender tells the man "Why didn't you tell me that genie was hard of hearing! I asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS!"
The customer looks at him and says, "Do you really think I wished for a 10" pianist?"
The patron says there is a genie down the street who is granting one, but JUST one wish to anybody. The bartender says, "Will you watch the bar I want to go down there and make a wish?" The customer says OK.
20 minutes later bartender returns and is surround by flying and waddling ducks, quacking, crapping and shedding feathers. The bartender tells the man "Why didn't you tell me that genie was hard of hearing! I asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS!"
The customer looks at him and says, "Do you really think I wished for a 10" pianist?"
Somewhere there's a counter which tracks how quickly and how many times people turn the station when any Mariah Carey Christmas song is played. I'd rather listen to the Muppets or even the Chipmunks.
cptlo
Pursuit Driver
A Georgia Tech grad was in a bar last night in Atlanta and leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a good UGA football joke?”
The guy next to him replies, “Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 6′ tall, 200 lbs., and I am a UGA football player. The guy sitting next to me is 6′ 2″ tall, weighs 225, and he’s a UGA football player. And the fella next to him is 6′ 5″ tall, weighs 250, and he’s also a UGA football player. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?”
The Georgia Tech grad says, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”
The guy next to him replies, “Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 6′ tall, 200 lbs., and I am a UGA football player. The guy sitting next to me is 6′ 2″ tall, weighs 225, and he’s a UGA football player. And the fella next to him is 6′ 5″ tall, weighs 250, and he’s also a UGA football player. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?”
The Georgia Tech grad says, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”
Boss 302
Pursuit Driver
This is GD and his wife.
