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[MudFlap]

I won't lie..... this Cialis addiction has been the hardest time of my life.

 

[MudFlap]

We finally have new neighbors.... it's strange, but he's an invisible man and he married an invisible wife.

..... and to be honest, their kids are really nothing to look at.

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[MudFlap]

My wife and I have decided not to have any children.



..... we'll be telling them tomorrow.

 

[MudFlap]

My kids were on eBay all day long, today.




..... if they're still on it tomorrow, I'll be lowering the price.

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Far West]

 

[Far West]

 

[Far West]

I just read an alarming statistic. Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.









Poor guy.

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Paxilpapa]

Nope,,, you have to put a garden hose up the goat's butt and attach that to a methane collection device, before the EPA approves it!!

 

[cptlo]

 

[Far West]

View attachment 12466

Sadly this actually happened:

Employee Fills Boss's Jeep Tires to 97 PSI, Reports 'It Doesn't Go Up to 100 Percent'

The emplyoee, who was not familiar with typical tire pressures, thought they had to go to 100 percent.

www.thedrive.com

I think that is the actual photo...

 

[Far West]

 

[Far West]

 

[Far West]

 

[J-man]