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[J-man]

 

[Far West]

A woman asked her husband, “what would you do if I won the lottery?”

He replied, “I’d take half and leave you.”

She responded, “Great, I won $12, here’s $6, stay in touch”

 

[Far West]

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Dig Her Up! Dig Her Up!​

 

[The Sound Guy]

 

[Far West]

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I had a dog that looked like him... except his tail was long with beautiful curly fur.... He was an escape artists. He could dig out of the fence underground in less than 5 minutes if he wanted to.

He would bring back shoes, plastic flowers off neighbors porch planters, toys from the neighbor's yard... I can't tell you how embarrassing it is to walk around with a shoe to each neighbor's house asking if it is theirs. I usually made the kids do it- luckily we had wonderful neighbors.

He was not tall enough to steal meat off the Barbee

 

[cptlo]

 

[Far West]

 

[Far West]

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Far West]

Pedo Peter


Why is Joe Biden listed as “Pedo Peter” in his sons phone???

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Far West]

Skills:

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Far West]

 

[Far West]

This is crazy....

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]

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Extra boobies are always a good thing.

 

[Far West]

Extra boobies are always a good thing.

New York thinks they may have that opportunity soon...

NYC Unleash Nuclear-Attack Preparedness PSA​

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]