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Paxilpapa
Serenity, through modern chemistry
And that's when you got kneecapped!!! See what I did there...
The Sound Guy
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Just a little bit of irony here, do you think???
Far West
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We can all hope we live as long as she does... but she needs a booster seat... just say'n...
Pretty much. I just posted on a youtube site I follow that I learned too late in life how to make my gifts translate into income. I'm living well these days, but I struggled for many years because I didn't realize what I was worth or how to market it.
So you finally listened and gave up on the street corner gig?
The Sound Guy
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Weapon of Mass Destruction
The Sound Guy
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Thrilling New Top Gun Sequel Shows Predator Drone Completing Same Mission In 30 Seconds
SAN DIEGO, CA - With a run time of one-and-a-half minutes, new release Top Gun: Predator shows a drone completing the exact same mission as in Maverick, but way faster. 'This is easily the most realistic Top Gun movie yet,' said Navy pilot Ryan 'Mayonnaise' Matthews. 'It's a thirty-second...
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SAN DIEGO, CA—With a run time of one-and-a-half minutes, new release Top Gun: Predator shows a drone completing the exact same mission as in Maverick, but way faster.
"This is easily the most realistic Top Gun movie yet," said Navy pilot Ryan "Mayonnaise" Matthews. "It's a thirty-second thrill ride, wondering if the pilot will finish his bag of Doritos before the drone blows up the target."
Producer Tom Cruise said that the script for the new movie really wrote itself after he sat down with actual pilots to get their take on Top Gun Maverick. "The Navy guys just kept asking why there were people in actual airplanes," said Cruise. "They were adamant their drones could have performed the mission much more safely in under a minute. They also kept asking why we had to use so much body oil for the football scene, saying 'the Navy is gay enough already.'"
Filmed on-site at a real Navy trailer in the middle of the Nevada desert, Top Gun: Predator still manages to pack a lot of action into its ninety seconds. "You really feel like you are part of the action, watching the pilot absent-mindedly drum his fingers while he completes the raid," said Cruise. "We replaced the bit characters with literal cardboard cutouts and managed to squeeze in the exact same character arc once again, with Maverick learning to let go of Goose for the third time. He's getting faster at it. Also, we still have a random person walk up and yell 'fifth-generation fighter!' every ten seconds."
At publishing time, the writer of the new sequel has been banished from friends and family for his apparent low view of Top Gun: Maverick, the greatest cinematic achievement since Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.
cptlo
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See! I knew it....best movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MudFlap
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Well now..... we will simply need to agree to disagree.
The greatest film of all time ?
That's Easy, Aiight.
