It's Earth Day


Expert Driver
To celebrate it..... I guess maybe I'll breathe some air, maybe drink a glass of water.

Heck, I might even eat a salad.

Planet Earth sure is stupid, but I suppose it's easier living here than on Venus or maybe Pluto.

Just remember, whenever anyone tells you to "Save the Planet.", always ask: "Which One?"

That is All.

Carry On.


Expert Driver
I look at Earth Day as an opportunity to celebrate all of the stupid, doom & gloom climate predictions that never came true.

That's right, I'm talking to you AlGore, you money grubbing, fat tub of goo.