I might need rescuing later today

well well well..he has once again thrown me to the wolves...if yall only knew the crap this man puts me through...let me spell it out for yall

1.) there is a fart machine hid under my desk (not just sitting there, mounted to my desk) that everytime someone walks in, he hits the remote control and makes my desk fart
2.) he has asked me for 7 + years to pull his finger...nope haven't done it yet! Course I don't have to cause he will just pull his own finger and as a result of that.....
3.) I NO LONGER HAVE NOSE HAIRS LEFT, he has burnt them all out! I can't smell anymore..I am damaged

one day, one day Guard dad, I'm gonna getcha

and don't yall go believing any of his stories about me..he tends to stretch it just a tad :)) :)) :)) :))
 
One day???


Giiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllllllll....I'm gonna leave before the lightning bolt strikes!


Oh could I tell you guys stories.
 
RNG said:
well well well..he has once again thrown me to the wolves...if yall only knew the crap this man puts me through...let me spell it out for yall

1.) there is a fart machine hid under my desk (not just sitting there, mounted to my desk) that everytime someone walks in, he hits the remote control and makes my desk fart2.) he has asked me for 7 + years to pull his finger...nope haven't done it yet! Course I don't have to cause he will just pull his own finger and as a result of that.....
3.) I NO LONGER HAVE NOSE HAIRS LEFT, he has burnt them all out! I can't smell anymore..I am damaged

one day, one day Guard dad, I'm gonna getcha

and don't yall go believing any of his stories about me..he tends to stretch it just a tad :)) :)) :)) :))
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Hey Gd, you need to wire that direct as a door chime. That way it'll work even when you're at lunch! :))

BTW, RNG, Did you get that sign I sent over there for you to hang! :eek:

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HAHA JR, that's perfect..can you make it poster size?????

And GD has no room talking about staying away from anyones back..I have learned over these last 7 years...I don't walk anywhere behind him at anytime! :))
 
That's right newsjunky..don't believe him...all lies I tell ya...lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
RNG said:
HAHA JR, that's perfect..can you make it poster size?????

And GD has no room talking about staying away from anyones back..I have learned over these last 7 years...I don't walk anywhere behind him at anytime! :))
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And I'm sure you know NOT to sit down hard on any cloth chair he has recently occupied.

It's the dreaded Puff Up Detonation. :eek:

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HA! Ask him JR what he does when I'm not here. He will text me and say, I sat in your chair for a few minutes and left you a present for when you return...he is such a giving boss I tell ya :eek:
 
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