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Guard Dad said:
RNG said:
I have NEVER pulled GD's finger :HAHA
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Liar!
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no I am not...I can say that I have worked here almost 9 years and I have never pulled your finger! I ain't stupid..and you pulling your own finger does not count or pushing the button on the fart machine
 
RNG said:
Guard Dad said:
RNG said:
I have NEVER pulled GD's finger :HAHA
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Liar!
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no I am not...I can say that I have worked here almost 9 years and I have never pulled your finger! I ain't stupid..and you pulling your own finger does not count or pushing the button on the fart machine
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:GD running before lightning strikes:
 
Whew lawd...it's getting deep in this here thread! Someone better call in the row boats cause if GD keeps this up we gonna need'em
 
I have never driven faster than 120mph ... well ... except maybe ... there was this one time the speedometer was disabled on the motorcycle I was riding from Mississippi, to Georgia.
I made the 400 mile trip in five hours, Oh and did I mention the three stops I made that lasted approx 20 minutes each during the above mentioned trip?
*NOTE*
The above mentioned trip can not be proven nor unproven.
jus sayin - :whistle
 
I have never been on a diet.

I've never had the Flu.

I've never finished last in anything.

I've never been in jail.

I've never had a McDonald's hamburger.
 
I share a lot of the "haven't done" things as several others here:

1) Never been arrested;
2) Never seen Gone With the Wind;
3) Never been in a physical altercation;
4) Never, ever tasted a bite of cottage cheese;
5) Never worn a pair of leather pants or a thong (even in my "rail thin" days) How do you wear those things GD? :)
 
OK, I've never

- been drunk
- done drugs
- never smoked/chewed/ran with girls who do
- been arrested
- been in a physical altercation (or even verbal ones, really, except for my siblings when we were kids)
- worn leather pants
- wanted to wear leather pants :D
- worn a thong (although that seems a bit personal to be putting out there)
 
mei lan said:
OK, I've never

- been drunk
- done drugs
- never smoked/chewed/ran with girls who do
- been arrested
- been in a physical altercation (or even verbal ones, really, except for my siblings when we were kids)
- worn leather pants
- wanted to wear leather pants :D
- worn a thong (although that seems a bit personal to be putting out there)
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Well, hello there, soul sista! :D
 
ShoeDiva said:
Woot! You can swim here and your feet will touch. Mine touch all the way from the 3 ft end to the 9.5 end!
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I just noticed this. You're 9'6" tall? :D

Our pool is 6' (actual water depth 5'8"), so I can touch in the deep end on my tippy-toes (I'm 5'9").
 
mei lan said:
OK, I've never

- been drunk
- done drugs
- never smoked/chewed/ran with girls who do
- been arrested
- been in a physical altercation (or even verbal ones, really, except for my siblings when we were kids)
- worn leather pants
- wanted to wear leather pants :D
- worn a thong (although that seems a bit personal to be putting out there)
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Hey you made me think of some more things I haven't done:
Never done drugs,
Never chewed (yuck),
Smoked one half of one cigarette one time when I was about 15 and got caught by my Mom - NEVER done it again.

We're not gonna have to tell what "we HAVE done" in this thread are we? :)
 
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