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stradial
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The wife "runs" up to Kroger to get something to make sandwiches out of and 3 other things.
We live, literally, 5-7 minutes away from the Kroger, door to door.
She has been gone over an hour.
This happens every time.
I had been working on a lawnmower and running errands, I came in to get a shower, she was going to run up to the store to get something for sandwiches for supper, while I was in the shower.
What time warp does she fall into every time she goes to the store?
Once I cut an artery in my finger, blood is shooting all over the kitchen, by the time I got a towel on it, it looked like someone had been sticking hogs in our kitchen.
I asked her to run up to the store and get some gauze and tape as well as some bandaides.
She was gone over an hour.
Thank goodness I had stopped the bleeding.
It's a grocery store for god's sake!
It's not like they get new and different stuff in every day.
It's the same old stuff as it was this morning and yesterday and the day before and the week before and the year before!
It's like dealing with a kid.
What in the world took you so long?
I didn't take long.
You were gone over an hour.
No I wasn't.
You left at X o'clock and it is now an hour and 15 minutes later, that is over an hour.
Oh, are you sure?
Yes I am sure.
It didn't seem that long.
Well it was, so what took so long?
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know? Weren't you there?
Of course I was there.
Then what took so long?
I don't know? Traffic maybe?
On Ridge Rd?
There could have been traffic.
:BANG BANG BANG:
:my head against a wall:
We live, literally, 5-7 minutes away from the Kroger, door to door.
She has been gone over an hour.
This happens every time.
I had been working on a lawnmower and running errands, I came in to get a shower, she was going to run up to the store to get something for sandwiches for supper, while I was in the shower.
What time warp does she fall into every time she goes to the store?
Once I cut an artery in my finger, blood is shooting all over the kitchen, by the time I got a towel on it, it looked like someone had been sticking hogs in our kitchen.
I asked her to run up to the store and get some gauze and tape as well as some bandaides.
She was gone over an hour.
Thank goodness I had stopped the bleeding.
It's a grocery store for god's sake!
It's not like they get new and different stuff in every day.
It's the same old stuff as it was this morning and yesterday and the day before and the week before and the year before!
It's like dealing with a kid.
What in the world took you so long?
I didn't take long.
You were gone over an hour.
No I wasn't.
You left at X o'clock and it is now an hour and 15 minutes later, that is over an hour.
Oh, are you sure?
Yes I am sure.
It didn't seem that long.
Well it was, so what took so long?
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know? Weren't you there?
Of course I was there.
Then what took so long?
I don't know? Traffic maybe?
On Ridge Rd?
There could have been traffic.
:BANG BANG BANG:
:my head against a wall: