Here ya go Deewee...yall finish each sentence.

RNG

RNG

Pursuit Driver
Guard dad has a favorite subject, it is _______________________.
His favorite role model is ___________________.
He is a certified trained ________________________.
He favorite thing to say is _______________________.
A lot of people refer to him as another Tim the toolman...what would you call him? ____________________________________________

His favorite color (item)________________ is _____________________.

He likes to pretend he is a republican, but in reality we all know he is a secret _______________.

In his dreams he really wishes he could be _______________________. Then he could _____________________ while wearing ______________________________ by his pool.

While working in is yard he likes to _________________ while wearing his shades and ___________jamming to music.

While cruising the hwy he always _____________________ then he likes to ________________ on Fox and JR. ShoeDiva thinks he is _______________ and Sadie says he is _______________.

DeeWee had to endure his _________________ when she worked for him, poor girl.

Ok there ya go for now. I am sure I will have more but let's see what all we can say about our lovely Guard dad :laugh stirthepot2
 
Guard dad has a favorite subject, it is thongs.
His favorite role model is RNG.
He is a certified trained crop duster.
He favorite thing to say is "I'm a gentleman, and gentlemen don't fart".
A lot of people refer to him as another Tim the toolman...what would you call him? Elvis

His favorite color (item) his hammer is brown.

He likes to pretend he is a republican, but in reality we all know he is a secret taliban leader.

In his dreams he really wishes he could be king. Then he could rule while wearing thong by his pool.

While working in is yard he likes to crop dust while wearing his shades and heels, jamming to music.

While cruising the hwy he always avoids his map then he likes to use his fart machine on Fox and JR. ShoeDiva thinks he is warped and Sadie says he is not Elvis.

DeeWee had to endure his finger pullin' when she worked for him, poor girl
 
Guard dad has a favorite subject, it is needlepoint.
His favorite role model is Kate Gosselin.
He is a certified trained trapeze artist.
He favorite thing to say is "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!"
A lot of people refer to him as another "Tim the Toolman", but we call him Bubba.

His favorite color thong is hot pink leopard.

He likes to pretend he is a republican, but in reality we all know he is a secret KGB agent.

In his dreams he really wishes he could be a slave boy. Then he could fan the Patrolmen of Dallas Highway while wearing his hot pink leopard thong by his pool.

While working in is yard he likes to dance to "Ice, Ice Baby" while wearing his shades and MC Hammer pants and jamming to the music.

While cruising the Hwy he always pops wheelies, then he likes to blow smoke on Fox and JR. ShoeDiva thinks he is dreamy and Sadie says he is a little too nerdy for her taste.

DeeWee had to endure his nose-picking when she worked for him, poor girl.

:slappy
 
hahahahah these are great!!! I can't wait till more peeps fill in the blanks..hahahahaha
 
Guard dad has a favorite subject, it is himself.
His favorite role model is Madea.
He is a certified trained nutcase.
His favorite thing to say is "does this thong make my butt look big?".
A lot of people refer to him as another Tim the toolman...what would you call him? GD, the thong man.
His favorite color (item) thong is pink.
He likes to pretend he is a republican, but in reality we all know he is a secret male model for Victoria's Secret.
In his dreams he really wishes he could be admired by his friends for his ability to rock a thong.
Then he could fish while wearing his thong by his pool.
While working in is yard he likes to moonwalk while wearing his shades and thong and jamming to reggae music.

While cruising the hwy he always swings both ways, then he likes to pass on Fox and JR. ShoeDiva thinks he is speeding and Sadie says he is texting while driving.
DeeWee had to endure his thong-wearing when she worked for him, poor girl.

Ok there ya go for now. I am sure I will have more but let's see what all we can say about our lovely Guard dad
 
Male model for Victoria's Secret...


Hmmm, I have a new goal in life! Wonder if they'll let me be a male angel?
 
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