Embarassing Moments
- Thread starter Guard Dad
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sadie612
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um.... yeah
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sadie612
Guest
Guard Dad said:
There was this one time on the HWY I totally went blank and all I had to say was "um, Yeah"
I had a :brainfart
I'm Floored
Lover of BS!
I'm sure that I've had many. I can't, however, seem to remember them. I'm pretty sure that's my mind's own way of preservation for my sanity!
The most recent that I remember is last summer. I had bought the cutest little summer dress (at Target, no less!) and found that it was much cooler on those hot days than a T-shirt and shorts. The temps were close to 100, and I wore the cute frock to the baseball field.
There was a need in the concession stand, so I went in to help. While rushing around, I stepped in front of a commercial fan we had running to try to alleviate the heat. One of the dads was standing in the doorway as I had my Marilyn Monroe moment.
:faint
Yeah, now I just deal with the heat and wear shorts! :slappy
The most recent that I remember is last summer. I had bought the cutest little summer dress (at Target, no less!) and found that it was much cooler on those hot days than a T-shirt and shorts. The temps were close to 100, and I wore the cute frock to the baseball field.
There was a need in the concession stand, so I went in to help. While rushing around, I stepped in front of a commercial fan we had running to try to alleviate the heat. One of the dads was standing in the doorway as I had my Marilyn Monroe moment.
:faint
Yeah, now I just deal with the heat and wear shorts! :slappy
naturegirl
Rolling down the highway
The one that I remember most is when I worked at IBM. Very stiff and professional people, always dressed in suits and business attire. Got on the elevator going home and one of the lady bosses had on two different shoes. I couldn't help but crack up, I was laughing so hard I had to make some stupid excuse to my sister about some joke she never told.
Apparently she was like that all day, never phased her or she didn't know it. Didn't want her to know I was laughing at her.
Apparently she was like that all day, never phased her or she didn't know it. Didn't want her to know I was laughing at her.
mei lan
Pursuit Driver
naturegirl said:
You worked for IBM??? I did, too! I was there from 88-93; I left in the last voluntary buy-out. The day after I left, they deleted the rest of my entire division. Where did you work? I worked mostly for the Educational Systems Div. and AS/400 Div. - at Lakeside/Hillside (LOVED Lakeside) and then River's Edge. Never worked in the Death Star (Wildwood C).
- Accidentally "tooted" in the back seat of a car while out with another couple. I have an on-going law suit against the peanut company :Ninja
-Fell into a vat of molten optical glass and made a spectacle of myself :Ninja
-Was seen with a photo of Guard Dad wearing Daisy Dukes and exposing rear cleavage as I was rushing to mail it to Fox. They still don't believe my story :Ninja
-Fell into a vat of molten optical glass and made a spectacle of myself :Ninja
-Was seen with a photo of Guard Dad wearing Daisy Dukes and exposing rear cleavage as I was rushing to mail it to Fox. They still don't believe my story :Ninja
naturegirl
Rolling down the highway
mei lan said:
Yes, when I first moved to Georgia in 83-84. The drive was horrible, I worked on Northside Drive near Paces Ferry. I worked in the Word Processing Center.
naturegirl
Rolling down the highway
I'm Floored said:
That's funny but I'm sure you didn't think so at the time. LOL
Bradsgirl06
Driver In Training
Ok, normally I don't reply because I feel like I am intruding but I have to tell this one! My husband and I were in Dollar General about 3 years ago and I had a pair of sweats on because I had been cleaning all day. We did not get a cart because we were only after a couple of cleaning supplies. He kept picking things up and handing them to me, my hands were full and he pulled my sweats down around my ankles! 
:tapfoot2
:tapfoot2
Bradsgirl06 said:Ok, normally I don't reply because I feel like I am intruding but I have to tell this one! My husband and I were in Dollar General about 3 years ago and I had a pair of sweats on because I had been cleaning all day. We did not get a cart because we were only after a couple of cleaning supplies. He kept picking things up and handing them to me, my hands were full and he pulled my sweats down around my ankles!
Now that's funny!! :laugh
Why would you feel you're intruding here by posting? Join in, the more the merrier.
I'm Floored
Lover of BS!
Bradsgirl06 said:Ok, normally I don't reply because I feel like I am intruding but I have to tell this one! My husband and I were in Dollar General about 3 years ago and I had a pair of sweats on because I had been cleaning all day. We did not get a cart because we were only after a couple of cleaning supplies. He kept picking things up and handing them to me, my hands were full and he pulled my sweats down around my ankles!
Oh, that's mean....we need to help you find a way to get him back!
And post away! You are not intruding. We love new vehicles on the Hwy!
mei lan
Pursuit Driver
Bradsgirl06 said:Ok, normally I don't reply because I feel like I am intruding but I have to tell this one! My husband and I were in Dollar General about 3 years ago and I had a pair of sweats on because I had been cleaning all day. We did not get a cart because we were only after a couple of cleaning supplies. He kept picking things up and handing them to me, my hands were full and he pulled my sweats down around my ankles!
You are SO not intruding!!! Please post more! (And yes, I'd be thinking of a way to get him back for that. Pretty darn funny, though...as long as no one saw you. And you're a good sport about the whole thing!
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Callahan
Stunt Driver
Me, my wife (at the time) and another couple had gone out to dinner. Whenever we went out, I always carried her lipstick. I had some drinks with dinner, so she was driving and the friends of ours were in the back seat. On the way home, I took the lipstick out of my pocket and was playing with it.
Wife: Put that away
Me: I was just playing with it
Wife: You're going to make a mess
Me: (After realizing I had lipstick everywhere) Got any napkins in the car?
The couple in the back seat didn't know what to think!
Wife: Put that away
Me: I was just playing with it
Wife: You're going to make a mess
Me: (After realizing I had lipstick everywhere) Got any napkins in the car?
The couple in the back seat didn't know what to think!
I'm Floored
Lover of BS!
Callahan said:
At least you weren't trying to put it on. (And just so you know, it can be very tricky while riding in a car!)
naturegirl
Rolling down the highway
Bradsgirl06 said:Ok, normally I don't reply because I feel like I am intruding but I have to tell this one! My husband and I were in Dollar General about 3 years ago and I had a pair of sweats on because I had been cleaning all day. We did not get a cart because we were only after a couple of cleaning supplies. He kept picking things up and handing them to me, my hands were full and he pulled my sweats down around my ankles!
Definitely not intruding..............so did you get even yet?? If you need some help, we've got some brave folks around here. Well the ladies are brave anyway, the guys sit around all day pulling each other's fingers and talking about their thongs.