Does anyone else have the overwhelming urge to...

[Foxmeister]

I didn't see any aliens anywhere yesterday.

That's 'cause I kicked all their butts!

Thanks for doing my light work for me! :laugh

Pffft

Them was baaaaad aliens. Chuck Norris was skeeeered of them.

I taught Chuck everything he knows.

He told me you were a wimp.

Don't get me wrong, if I didn't like Chuck, I wouldn't have taught him what he knows. I'm just disappointed that he would want to repay it by being disrespectful. I'd kick his butt, but it wouldn't be a fair fight as he's 17 years older than me. He might fall and break a hip. He does need to do something about the color he's using on his hair and facial hair to hide the grey. It really is a poor dye job. I told him that, but he feels the need to do it because his wife is much younger than him.