There was once a chick from Dallas
Quite the dangerous lass
Her heart was filled with malice
And her tummy loaded with gas
She was known for her “abilities”
Famous in her own way
‘Cause when she’d let one fly
“She’s amazing” people would say
So loud she was when she’d burp
Her neighbors complained I think
The noise level was so high
They couldn’t sleep a wink
The Coast Guard used her to warn ships in bad weather
Because she was so loud
She’d sound off when there was danger
Mr. Limpet would be so proud
She might go down in history
Because she really burps a lot
Maybe she’ll make the Guinness Book
Or be featured in Believe it or Not!
Quite the dangerous lass
Her heart was filled with malice
And her tummy loaded with gas
She was known for her “abilities”
Famous in her own way
‘Cause when she’d let one fly
“She’s amazing” people would say
So loud she was when she’d burp
Her neighbors complained I think
The noise level was so high
They couldn’t sleep a wink
The Coast Guard used her to warn ships in bad weather
Because she was so loud
She’d sound off when there was danger
Mr. Limpet would be so proud
She might go down in history
Because she really burps a lot
Maybe she’ll make the Guinness Book
Or be featured in Believe it or Not!
