Your Most Embarrasing Moments
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Years ago I worked for a printing company and we were switching over to a new computer system. They asked me to be on the implementation team. So I had to learn the system before anyone so that I could teach it to all the employees when it was ready to switch over. During a training class, I am standing up in front of 50 employees teaching them screens and such. One of the sweet ladies in the group had made some homemade fudge and brought it in to the class for us to munch on. Standing up in front of everyone, I said it was time for a 10 minute break. I told everyone to take a few minutes to do restroom breaks, grab a drink or eat some of the delicious fudge that Maryann brought in, except when I said fudge, it came out something else (I'll let you figure out what I said). Needless to say, I was so embarrassed! I couldn't believe that word came out of my mouth
) Everyone stopped dead in their tracks and just looked at me for what seemed like hours and then everyone just busted out laughing. I was mortified. :soashamed
Years ago I worked for a printing company and we were switching over to a new computer system. They asked me to be on the implementation team. So I had to learn the system before anyone so that I could teach it to all the employees when it was ready to switch over. During a training class, I am standing up in front of 50 employees teaching them screens and such. One of the sweet ladies in the group had made some homemade fudge and brought it in to the class for us to munch on. Standing up in front of everyone, I said it was time for a 10 minute break. I told everyone to take a few minutes to do restroom breaks, grab a drink or eat some of the delicious fudge that Maryann brought in, except when I said fudge, it came out something else (I'll let you figure out what I said). Needless to say, I was so embarrassed! I couldn't believe that word came out of my mouth
) Everyone stopped dead in their tracks and just looked at me for what seemed like hours and then everyone just busted out laughing. I was mortified. :soashamed
A couple of things come to mind...
-A few years ago I was singing with a quartet at church and I had the solo which had a fairly repetitive element to it. I totally forgot where I was at in it, and had to just stop singing for a minute until one of the guys got me back on track.
-When I was a young teen, I used to play Rook with a buddy and his parents (who were very straight-laced). We were sitting there in the middle of a game one night, when I coughed, and inadvertently ripped a big fart at the same time. I tried to cover it up by continuing to cough, but Brian bursted out into laughter and that just made it worse.
-A few years ago I was singing with a quartet at church and I had the solo which had a fairly repetitive element to it. I totally forgot where I was at in it, and had to just stop singing for a minute until one of the guys got me back on track.
-When I was a young teen, I used to play Rook with a buddy and his parents (who were very straight-laced). We were sitting there in the middle of a game one night, when I coughed, and inadvertently ripped a big fart at the same time. I tried to cover it up by continuing to cough, but Brian bursted out into laughter and that just made it worse.
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Mine was in the 9th grade on the football team. Though the varsity and JV teams had the "girdle" that held the hip and tailbone pads, ours were on a belt like device. During a game, it was pouring and there was a lot of water standing on the field. I was playing defense and the running back went around the opposite end of the line I was on. I ran across the field and dove in an attempt to tackle him. I must have slid 10 yards on my stomach. When I went to get up, the waist of my pants were down almost to my knees. I stood up and everyone could see me in my jockstrap. I was desperately trying to pull my pants back up, but it was rather difficult with them being tight and wet. The rest of the defense circled around me to block the view of the fans. Finally, I was able to get them back up. We were all laughing hysterically as this was going on. Our games were on Saturdays and I thought by Monday people would have forgotten it, but that wasn't the case.
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Guard Dad said:
Funny.
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LisaC said:
Yours is more embarrassing than standing in a jockstrap in front of almost a thousand people? I can't wait to hear it.
naturegirl
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Yesterday on Facebook. :soashamed
I'm Floored
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I have so many, but often I have blocked them out can't remember to share.
When I was a younger dance teacher (probably about 20 or 21) I had been working on a beautiful liturgical piece to Amy Grant's "El Shaddai". The dance was finished, and the students were doing a wonderful job, so I invited parents and friends to the studio to watch before our first public performance.
The dance began with us sitting on the ground, legs in front and back (picture 1/2 of a swastika), and we were bent forward. The dancers were ready, so I pushed "play" on the tape deck and ran to take my position. As soon as I bent forward, one escaped. In.front.of.everyone! :soashamed
When I was a younger dance teacher (probably about 20 or 21) I had been working on a beautiful liturgical piece to Amy Grant's "El Shaddai". The dance was finished, and the students were doing a wonderful job, so I invited parents and friends to the studio to watch before our first public performance.
The dance began with us sitting on the ground, legs in front and back (picture 1/2 of a swastika), and we were bent forward. The dancers were ready, so I pushed "play" on the tape deck and ran to take my position. As soon as I bent forward, one escaped. In.front.of.everyone! :soashamed
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No embarrasing events for me. Everything I have done was on purpose!
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Oh nooooo! :laughI'm Floored said:
I remember being in the 4th grade when teachers taught you more than one subject, so we didn't change rooms with every subject. Remember the old fashioned school desks where you stashed your books under your seat, through an opening on the side? My desk was at the start of the row located 2nd from the right wall of the classroom, so there was another row to my right. A friend of mine sat in the desk at the head of that row, her name was Ruby East. Well, Mrs. Roberts, I remember her so well, asked us to get out our math books. I leaned over, to the left, to get my book out and right as Ruby leaned to her left, a toot slipped out...right in her face! Ruby hollered my name and told Mrs Roberts what I'd done...in FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS! I was mortified and if I'd died that very instant, so I'd never have to face any of my classmates again, it would have been just fine with me.
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