OK, noneya's gonna be King or Queen of anything because I done called Queen of the Universe a LONG time ago. Blondiega1's my #2. We're both mean enough to handle it. MrsB, you are capable, but WAY too nice for this onerous job.
But since I will be a benevolent dictatrix, enacting iron-clad rules only when necessary (unlike stupid idiotic Nanny Bloomberg), I shall impose the following:
4-day weekends, 3-day work weeks.
Housekeepers for every SAHM.
No thongs, period.
Slapping of hippies is encouraged.
More after I assume the throne.