What does Jesus look like?

LisaC said:
stradial said:
I don't know what Jesus looks like, but God looks an awful lot like George Burns.


I thought God looked like Morgan Freeman?

You kids.
If it didn't happen in the past 20 years, it didn't happen.
:waggingfinger
 
Not sure what Jesus looks like, but Satan looks just like that bag of white chocolate covered pretzels M brought home last night. :BH
 
deewee said:
Not sure what Jesus looks like, but Satan looks just like that bag of white chocolate covered pretzels M brought home last night. :BH


Yeah, see - you have the right idea. Everybody thinks satan is this big ugly scary boogeyman, when in reality, he appears to be every luscious, marvelous, beautiful thing you have ever imagined. How else would he tempt people?
 
mei lan said:
deewee said:
Not sure what Jesus looks like, but Satan looks just like that bag of white chocolate covered pretzels M brought home last night. :BH


Yeah, see - you have the right idea. Everybody thinks satan is this big ugly scary boogeyman, when in reality, he appears to be every luscious, marvelous, beautiful thing you have ever imagined. How else would he tempt people?

So Kaley Cuoco is the devil?
kaley-kaley-cuoco-ass.jpg
 
stradial said:
mei lan said:
deewee said:
Not sure what Jesus looks like, but Satan looks just like that bag of white chocolate covered pretzels M brought home last night. :BH


Yeah, see - you have the right idea. Everybody thinks satan is this big ugly scary boogeyman, when in reality, he appears to be every luscious, marvelous, beautiful thing you have ever imagined. How else would he tempt people?

So Kaley Cuoco is the devil?
kaley-kaley-cuoco-ass.jpg

She sure is hot enough, just needs some horns.
 
stradial said:
mei lan said:
deewee said:
Not sure what Jesus looks like, but Satan looks just like that bag of white chocolate covered pretzels M brought home last night. :BH


Yeah, see - you have the right idea. Everybody thinks satan is this big ugly scary boogeyman, when in reality, he appears to be every luscious, marvelous, beautiful thing you have ever imagined. How else would he tempt people?

So Kaley Cuoco is the devil?
kaley-kaley-cuoco-ass.jpg


Looks like. :laugh
 
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