"Welcome to the Meeting."

Maybe this will help.
Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree
 
Sadie612 said:
I lost my boss... I found him in his living room playing PS3 with his 19 year old son!!!

Give me the address - I'm sending a couple of extras over!!!
 
...on the ceiling if you want me...

Lisa, I hate meetings in the first place. They're almost always a complete waste of time, and are about something which could have been sent in a 5-line e-mail. But MAN...that guy would be looking in his rearview mirror in fear if he'd said that to me. (And he prolly is having said it to you.) Geez Louise...step in it, why doncha? :rant
 
mei lan said:
...on the ceiling if you want me...

Lisa, I hate meetings in the first place. They're almost always a complete waste of time, and are about something which could have been sent in a 5-line e-mail. But MAN...that guy would be looking in his rearview mirror in fear if he'd said that to me. (And he prolly is having said it to you.) Geez Louise...step in it, why doncha? :rant
I concur about meetings. Only one company I've worked for got meetings right...seldom, to the point, back to work.
 
deewee said:
mei lan said:
...on the ceiling if you want me...

Lisa, I hate meetings in the first place. They're almost always a complete waste of time, and are about something which could have been sent in a 5-line e-mail. But MAN...that guy would be looking in his rearview mirror in fear if he'd said that to me. (And he prolly is having said it to you.) Geez Louise...step in it, why doncha? :rant
I concur about meetings. Only one company I've worked for got meetings right...seldom, to the point, back to work.

I'm serious. It's one of THE worst things about the modern workplace. GAH!!!
 
WE don't have many meetings here.... :laugh GD just yells up to my office or I get email from the other boss man. I like it that way

When I worked for General Electric many moons ago, we had a meeting every morning before our shift. They were stupid and made no sense. They were called "Let's get the day started on a positive note" meetings. It was a short meeting for the boss man to tell us to keep a smile on our face, and our voice pleasant while speaking with consumers. It was supposed to pump us up....HA! The only time he got smiles in those meetings is when he said we could dress casual or if he brought breakfast for everyone (which wasn't much)
 
mei lan said:
deewee said:
mei lan said:
...on the ceiling if you want me...

Lisa, I hate meetings in the first place. They're almost always a complete waste of time, and are about something which could have been sent in a 5-line e-mail. But MAN...that guy would be looking in his rearview mirror in fear if he'd said that to me. (And he prolly is having said it to you.) Geez Louise...step in it, why doncha? :rant
I concur about meetings. Only one company I've worked for got meetings right...seldom, to the point, back to work.

I'm serious. It's one of THE worst things about the modern workplace. GAH!!!
Yes it is. And you always have those people that love to hold meetings so they can stroke their own ego. Those are the worst of the worst meetings.
 
deewee said:
mei lan said:
deewee said:
mei lan said:
...on the ceiling if you want me...

Lisa, I hate meetings in the first place. They're almost always a complete waste of time, and are about something which could have been sent in a 5-line e-mail. But MAN...that guy would be looking in his rearview mirror in fear if he'd said that to me. (And he prolly is having said it to you.) Geez Louise...step in it, why doncha? :rant
I concur about meetings. Only one company I've worked for got meetings right...seldom, to the point, back to work.

I'm serious. It's one of THE worst things about the modern workplace. GAH!!!
Yes it is. And you always have those people that love to hold meetings so they can stroke their own ego. Those are the worst of the worst meetings.

Oh no, we don't have those!! These are "here is what I want you to do" meetings. We go in, get an update on what is going on and when the deadline hits and then the assignments start flying. My job is to keep everyone on track and focused so we can get these things over with. But, this morning, no said anything that yanked my chain until about 8:30 - then I get a smart response and the meeting ended very quickly. For some reason, no one has seen the guy since, but his secretary is telling people that he's in a meeting outside of the office... :whistle :whistle :whistle
 
deewee said:
Yes it is. And you always have those people that love to hold meetings so they can stroke their own ego. Those are the worst of the worst meetings.

Truer words were never spoken!!! I hate that!!! :faint
 
LisaC said:
deewee said:
mei lan said:
deewee said:
mei lan said:
...on the ceiling if you want me...

Lisa, I hate meetings in the first place. They're almost always a complete waste of time, and are about something which could have been sent in a 5-line e-mail. But MAN...that guy would be looking in his rearview mirror in fear if he'd said that to me. (And he prolly is having said it to you.) Geez Louise...step in it, why doncha? :rant
I concur about meetings. Only one company I've worked for got meetings right...seldom, to the point, back to work.

I'm serious. It's one of THE worst things about the modern workplace. GAH!!!
Yes it is. And you always have those people that love to hold meetings so they can stroke their own ego. Those are the worst of the worst meetings.

Oh no, we don't have those!! These are "here is what I want you to do" meetings. We go in, get an update on what is going on and when the deadline hits and then the assignments start flying. My job is to keep everyone on track and focused so we can get these things over with. But, this morning, no said anything that yanked my chain until about 8:30 - then I get a smart response and the meeting ended very quickly. For some reason, no one has seen the guy since, but his secretary is telling people that he's in a meeting outside of the office... :whistle :whistle :whistle

You probably gave him a death stare when he said it and he knew he better hide off job site today :laugh
 
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