Three frogs are sitting on a log ...

[Sadie612]

ok.. I remember it different

I was the 3rd frog in kindergarten ... anyway It was 5 little speckled frogs sittin on a speckled log

 

[stradial]

I thought this one was a little to...esoteric?

Four reasons that prove Columbus was an alchoholic.

4. When he started on his trip, he didn't know where he was going.
3. When he got there, he didn't know where he was.
2. When he got back, he didn't know where he had been.
1. (and this is the clincher) A woman financed the whole trip.

 

[naturegirl]

I thought this one was a little to...esoteric?

Four reasons that prove Columbus was an alchoholic.

4. When he started on his trip, he didn't know where he was going.
3. When he got there, he didn't know where he was.
2. When he got back, he didn't know where he had been.
1. (and this is the clincher) A woman financed the whole trip.

:laugh :laugh :laugh

 

[mei lan]

Got one!

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

Creek/river (And I didn't look in case someone else already posted the answer.)

 

[mei lan]

I thought this one was a little to...esoteric?

Four reasons that prove Columbus was an alchoholic.

4. When he started on his trip, he didn't know where he was going.
3. When he got there, he didn't know where he was.
2. When he got back, he didn't know where he had been.
1. (and this is the clincher) A woman financed the whole trip.

I knew a woman was involved somehow, but I was trying to come up with something involving the name of the three ships (Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria).