RANT: Healthy food is dangerous!!!

[LisaC]

I just had a fruit plate for lunch. I dropped a piece of fruit on the floor, when I bent over to pick it up, I hit my head on my desk. Then, I reached into my drawer to get a napkin to wipe the carpet and I smashed my finger in my drawer... :rant :rant :rant

Chocolate is much safer!!! I don't keep it around long enough to drop on the floor!

 

[lotstodo]

I just had a fruit plate for lunch. I dropped a piece of fruit on the floor, when I bent over to pick it up, I hit my head on my desk. Then, I reached into my drawer to get a napkin to wipe the carpet and I smashed my finger in my drawer... :rant :rant :rant

Chocolate is much safer!!! I don't keep it around long enough to drop on the floor!

Lolz. Video would be nice.

 

[LisaC]

I just had a fruit plate for lunch. I dropped a piece of fruit on the floor, when I bent over to pick it up, I hit my head on my desk. Then, I reached into my drawer to get a napkin to wipe the carpet and I smashed my finger in my drawer... :rant :rant :rant

Chocolate is much safer!!! I don't keep it around long enough to drop on the floor!

Lolz. Video would be nice.

:Stick So would a little sympathy!! :taunt

 

[honeybunny]

You may be onto something here... )


(I just reaggravated a nasty pulled muscle in my lower back from last week,
by reaching down into the vegetable crisper to put the new groceries away.)

 

[Winchester]

I just had a fruit plate for lunch. I dropped a piece of fruit on the floor, when I bent over to pick it up, I hit my head on my desk. Then, I reached into my drawer to get a napkin to wipe the carpet and I smashed my finger in my drawer... :rant :rant :rant

Chocolate is much safer!!! I don't keep it around long enough to drop on the floor!

Lolz. Video would be nice.

Photos or it didn't happen!

 

[Guard Dad]

I just had a turkey sammich on wheat and some almonds.

 

[LisaC]

I just had a turkey sammich on wheat and some almonds.

Go to the nearest padded room and wait...

 

[LisaC]

I just had a fruit plate for lunch. I dropped a piece of fruit on the floor, when I bent over to pick it up, I hit my head on my desk. Then, I reached into my drawer to get a napkin to wipe the carpet and I smashed my finger in my drawer... :rant :rant :rant

Chocolate is much safer!!! I don't keep it around long enough to drop on the floor!

Lolz. Video would be nice.

Photos or it didn't happen!

I think the goose egg on the top of my head is sufficient proof...

 

[Madea]

I had this fabulous chicken salad on a croissant, with a field green salad (that included almond slices and feta cheese). I still have 1/2 the sandwich and some baked lays.

 

[LisaC]

I had this fabulous chicken salad on a croissant, with a field green salad (that included almond slices and feta cheese). I still have 1/2 the sandwich and some baked lays.

YUM!! Love chicken salad sammiches!! Baked lays are like eating paper though. :sick

 

[lotstodo]

I had this fabulous chicken salad on a croissant, with a field green salad (that included almond slices and feta cheese). I still have 1/2 the sandwich and some baked lays.

But were you injured in the process, and can we sue Perdue and Lays? We might sue the Greeks over the Feta, but they don't have any money.