ok so my interesting Saturday

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I got paged from a customer wanting to look at a storage unit. I told him we are normally closed but I had to come by the office anyways so I would gladly meet him here. We were standing in the office discussing the monthly rental rates etc. (You all know that GD has a fart machine hid at my desk right?) Well during our conversation, the stupid fart machine goes off on it's own. The look on the customers face was shock and disbelief. His eyes got big and he just stared at me. I was like OHMMMGGEEE, ok so my boss has this fart machine hid at my desk he likes to embarrass me with when people come to the office. He busted out laughing and said well looks like he got you today and he wasn't even here.

I am gonna get GD one of these days :Stick :laugh
 
If I didn't know you, I would NEVER have believed that... :laugh
 
I believe you.
My "fart machine" goes off on it's own also.
My wife says it seems to never stop going off.
 
That is some funny stuff right there!!! :laugh :laugh

But, I do agree that you must :Stick :Stick :Stick :Stick GD for it. :cheer1
 
normally I would take up for ya.. but IDK... maybe you had to go and um..yeah

JK


Kick GD in the shin!
 
I never thought of that excuse; my boss has a fart machine and it went off on it's own.
What a quick thinker you are.
If you don't mind, I will borrow that excuse for the future.
 
stradial said:
I never thought of that excuse; my boss has a fart machine and it went off on it's own.
What a quick thinker you are.
If you don't mind, I will borrow that excuse for the future.

That doesn't explain the smell though
 
Guard Dad said:
stradial said:
I never thought of that excuse; my boss has a fart machine and it went off on it's own.
What a quick thinker you are.
If you don't mind, I will borrow that excuse for the future.

That doesn't explain the smell though

It's the deluxe model, it comes complete with smells.
 
stradial said:
Guard Dad said:
stradial said:
I never thought of that excuse; my boss has a fart machine and it went off on it's own.
What a quick thinker you are.
If you don't mind, I will borrow that excuse for the future.

That doesn't explain the smell though

It's the deluxe model, it comes complete with smells.

Isn't technology amazing!
 
I have said nothing to "gang up" on you. :)
I am always on your side.
I have been very clear that I admire your quick thinking and fast responce to an awkward situation.
You are my hero!
RNG! RNG! RNG!
 
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