Man Am I Tired!!!

I was doing work for a PI back a long time ago ... so long ago that I would use my 800mhz scanner to pick up cordless phone calls for some of my subjects.

And men are by far the easiest to serve papers on ... if you're at least semi-attractive and wearing the right clothes. just sayin'
 
unionmom said:
I was doing work for a PI back a long time ago ... so long ago that I would use my 800mhz scanner to pick up cordless phone calls for some of my subjects.

And men are by far the easiest to serve papers on ... if you're at least semi-attractive and wearing the right clothes. just sayin'

I came up with a unique way of serving this one guy who never came to his door or went anywhere. I called his house and pretended to be from a radio station and his name was drawn for two tickets to a rock concert that was being held that night. He was excited. I told him he had to come to the radio station to pick the tickets up. I sat in the parking lot and was standing near the building when he pulled in. As he walked towards him I asked him if he was Bob Smith (not his real name) and he confirmed. I said I had his tickets and reached into my inner coat pocket, pulled the subpoena and handed it to him. He says, "Hey this isn't concert tickets." I chuckled and walked off.
 
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