Life\'s most important questions

[Guard Dad]

How does wearing a pair of glasses keep people from knowing you're Superman?







Why could The Professor build virtually anything from bamboo and coconuts, but he couldn't fix a hole in a boat?




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[sadie612]

Why do vegetarians have issue killing animals but not bugs? Aren't they living things too?

 

[gog8tors]

Well there is Smurfette, and Snow White.

What is the deal with the heroes in tights?

 

[sadie612]

Well there is Smurfette, and Snow White.

What is the deal with the heroes in tights?

Hello..have you seen Ryan Renolds... Love him/ green lantern in tights

 

[Kattie E]

What would happen if a lightening bug was struck by a lightening?

 

[sadie612]

What does it smell like when a stink bug toots?

 

[gog8tors]

What are boy ladybugs called?

What is a whole bunch of squirrels called?

 

[Kattie E]

What is a whole bunch of squirrels called?

Breakfast to some folks. ;D opcorn

 

[Madea]

Why do vegetarians have issue killing animals but not bugs? Aren't they living things too?

Why are vegetarians, well, vegetarians?

 

[gog8tors]

Y cant we rite evry thing fonocly?

 

[sadie612]

Y cant we rite evry thing fonocly?

Why can't I understand you?

 

[gog8tors]

Y cant we rite evry thing fonocly?

Why can't I understand you?

OK, that made me )

 

[ShoeDiva]

Why do vegetarians have issue killing animals but not bugs? Aren't they living things too?

Why are vegetarians, well, vegetarians?

They don't like meat. :dunno

 

[sadie612]

Why do vegetarians have issue killing animals but not bugs? Aren't they living things too?

Why are vegetarians, well, vegetarians?

They don't like meat. :dunno

*grunt* MEAT....GOOD! *grunt*

 

[naturegirl]

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway??

Which came first, the chicken or the egg??

 

[Guard Dad]

Why do your feet smell and your nose run?

 

[atlantdav]

Toilet paper roll..........Over or Under?

 

[sadie612]

Why do your feet smell and your nose run?

because the smell of your feet makes you wanna run away from them.

 

[gog8tors]

Toilet paper roll..........Over or Under?

For the love of Pete......over.

 

[ShoeDiva]

Toilet paper roll..........Over or Under?

For the love of Pete......over.

::ditto

(Why anyone would ask that?!)