Blondiega1 said:
mei lan said:
Blondiega1 said:
5. Do you like to "entertain" or would you rather no one come to your house?
Go away. Leave me alone.
:love You can join me and union mom when we're old and gray. Imma build us each a little house in the middle of 500 acres and we don't even have to see each other if we don't wanna. I'll build three little houses.
Too close.
I need my own 500 acres with a 10 foot brick wall around it!
With bob wire on top!
And a mine field!
And a moat!
With African crocodiles!
And sharks!!
Really really big great white sharks!
OK, first, it's barbed wire.
Second, we can do the extra 500 acres, 10' wall around it (although that's gonna cost a few pennies!), barbed wire (although I recommend razor wire like they use at prisons...that stuff is NASTY!), mine field, moat, and crocodiles. But I'm getting stuck at the great white sharks...they're saltwater creatures, and not sure how we would work that.
WAIT A MINUTE. OK, if you allowed me to use saltwater crocodiles (aka Indo-Pacific crocodiles, the largest reptile on earth; see
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltwater_crocodile#Habitat ), then we could make the moat saltwater and have both crocodiles and sharks. With sharks, the moat will have to be pretty deep. So the combination saltwater and deep moat is gonna cost some pennies, too. But if we're already springing for a 10' fence with razor wire around 500 acres, I don't know why we couldn't do the moat as well.
You're expensive, girlie, but you're worth it.