Just finished,

[stradial]

I just finished Tony Curtis's autobiography, American Prince: A Memoir.
Here is my take on the book.

I had a bad childhood; my mother was mentally ill; I'm Jewish; people hate Jews; I'm good looking; people think I'm good looking; my little, mentally ill, brother was a pain in the rear; women love me; I like sex; I had sex with (insert name and details here); I am insecure; I have affairs, that's ok; my wives had affairs, that's not ok; my wive's affairs helps me not have guilt about my affairs; I am talented; I am a great guy; Janet Leigh kept our two girls from me and made them hate me; my other children don't like me;
I wouldn't see my mother on her deathbed, when she was calling for me, because;
I had a bad childhood; my mother was mentally ill; I'm Jewish; people hate Jews; I'm good looking; people think I'm good looking; my little, mentally ill, brother was a pain in the rear; women love me; I like sex; I had sex with (insert name and details here); I am insecure; I have affairs, that's ok; my wife had affairs, that's not ok; my wife's affairs helps me not have guilt about my affairs; I am talented; I am a great guy; Janet Leigh kept our two girls from me and made them hate me; my other children don't like me;
(repeat till the end of the book)

 

[ShoeDiva]

:wut I think I will skip that book.

 

[mei lan]

I had read somewhere that this was largely the focus of the book. What a putz.