I figured out what\'s wrong today

[Guard Dad]

Synchronized PMS


;D



GD running for cover now :runaway

 

[lotstodo]

I am feeling a little bloated, but it's probably that chili I had for lunch.

 

[Guard Dad]

I am feeling a little bloated, but it's probably that chili I had for lunch.

Please stay downwind

 

[stradial]

I ain't commenting on this one.
Can't see how I could and stay out of trouble.

 

[naturegirl]

Wrong, it's major menopause............now where ya gonna go with this one?? :laugh

 

[stradial]

Wrong, it's major menopause............now where ya gonna go with this one?? :laugh

He was my commanding officer, Major Menopause.
Him and Major Major.

 

[naturegirl]

Wrong, it's major menopause............now where ya gonna go with this one?? :laugh

He was my commanding officer, Major Menopause.
Him and Major Major.

Well, you chauvinist pig, it's a SHE!! Automatically assume it's a male cause it's a major............I see how you are!! :tapfoot2






























:snick_bunny

 

[stradial]

Wrong, it's major menopause............now where ya gonna go with this one?? :laugh

He was my commanding officer, Major Menopause.
Him and Major Major.

Well, you chauvinist pig, it's a SHE!! Automatically assume it's a male cause it's a major............I see how you are!! :tapfoot2

:snick_bunny

Not all, another company had the female officer, Major Sheopause.
(told ya I'd get in trouble)

 

[naturegirl]

Wrong, it's major menopause............now where ya gonna go with this one?? :laugh

He was my commanding officer, Major Menopause.
Him and Major Major.

Well, you chauvinist pig, it's a SHE!! Automatically assume it's a male cause it's a major............I see how you are!! :tapfoot2

:snick_bunny

Not all, another company had the female officer, Major Sheopause.
(told ya I'd get in trouble)

That would be major Shemale!!!!!!!!!!! WTH is wrong with you??? I know it's the memory loss that comes with old age, isn't it??? :whistle

 

[stradial]

Wrong, it's major menopause............now where ya gonna go with this one?? :laugh

He was my commanding officer, Major Menopause.
Him and Major Major.

Well, you chauvinist pig, it's a SHE!! Automatically assume it's a male cause it's a major............I see how you are!! :tapfoot2

:snick_bunny

Not all, another company had the female officer, Major Sheopause.
(told ya I'd get in trouble)

That would be major Shemale!!!!!!!!!!! WTH is wrong with you??? I know it's the memory loss that comes with old age, isn't it??? :whistle

I certainly do not appreciate your trying to say that I am so old that my memory is affected.
That is uncalled for and.....uhhh....hmmmm....I uh....ahhhh....Oh yeh! I watch a lot of tv in bed.

 

[naturegirl]

Wrong, it's major menopause............now where ya gonna go with this one?? :laugh

He was my commanding officer, Major Menopause.
Him and Major Major.

Well, you chauvinist pig, it's a SHE!! Automatically assume it's a male cause it's a major............I see how you are!! :tapfoot2

:snick_bunny

Not all, another company had the female officer, Major Sheopause.
(told ya I'd get in trouble)

That would be major Shemale!!!!!!!!!!! WTH is wrong with you??? I know it's the memory loss that comes with old age, isn't it??? :whistle

I certainly do not appreciate your trying to say that I am so old that my memory is affected.
That is uncalled for and.....uhhh....hmmmm....I uh....ahhhh....Oh yeh! I watch a lot of tv in bed.

LMBO!! Now what were you saying again, something about major TVs???

 

[honeybunny]

This entire board needs hormone replacement therapy...

:yeah