He's back

[Boss 302]

Fauci warns Americans could face more lockdowns amid spread of new COVID-19 variant

Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, warned Americans this week that they could soon face additional COVID-19 lockdown measures should a new strain of the virus cause case numbers to increase.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Guard Dad]

Go away!!!!

Most of the American people have had more than enough of this crap.

 

[The Sound Guy]

"Should a new strain of the virus" Hmm talked to China lately about the next wave?

Yeah and the Wyoming will become hard to live in if Yellowstone explodes too.

He's "iffing" It's what you do when you are desperate.

 

[NotSoSecret Russian Agent]

I think he feels left out since everybody forgot all about covid suddenly and misses the attention so he's promising to spank us, the unruly population that ditched his masks, and lock us back up so we don't forget the big bad scary wolf he is "saving" us from.

 

[J-man]

The last time I saw his face it was on the back of a milk carton.

 

[The Sound Guy]

Trump Promises That If Reelected He Will Turn Fauci Into A Piñata And Let Every American Take One Whack

MAR-A-LAGO, FL—In a speech this week, Trump hinted strongly that he will run for reelection in 2024. He then ginned up excitement for his potential campaign by promising that if re-elected, he will turn Fauci into a piñata and let every American take one good whack at it.

babylonbee.com

 

[J-man]

I've already filled out mg mail in ballots.