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I was robbed at squirty flower point today by a gang of midget clowns. It was very frightening. I didnt know what exactly it was they wanted. I tried calling the popo but the gimpy midget clown knocked the phone out of my hand with his tiny little cane. I could have stopped him but he just looked so damn cute jumping up and down swinging his little midget cane. I tried to run but the little thugs attacked me. They latched onto my ankles causing me to fall. One of them kept screaming "Shove your cane up his yellow brick road!!!!". At this point I was sure I was a goner. But then, out of know where, Dora the Explorer burst in the room swinging her magical talking map in one hand and Swiper the swiping fox in the other. She had taken out about half of the shinless gangsters when she collapsed. I wasnt sure what had happened. I later found out that Dora the Explorer had problems with meth and she had succumbed to a heart attack due the excitement of kicking some midget butt. Dora really helped me out that day but, there were still a half dozen crazed and blood thirsty little people grabbing at me with their tiny, boney little hands. I was able to detach 3 by throwing all the candy I had in my pockets into a conveniently placed meat grinder. The little idiots dove in their and were quickly dispatched. I'm sure they will make some delicious sliders. (Get it? Cuz they are small people like sliders are small burgers? Haha!) And then there were three. The three stongest I shall add. They were making their way to my throat. I could see the love of murder in their leprechaunesqe eyes. Just as they were to remove all life from body by slicing my jugular with a rogue hand buzzer.....they stopped, I could see pure joy in their eyes but I did not understand why. And then I heard it. That sweet siren song that crazed midget clowns love. An ice cream truck was rounding the corner. I was truly saved by the bell. The once crazed, blood thirsty midget clowns had turned into little hyper, sweetened dairy loving midget clowns. I threw $4 at them and off they skipped into the horizon. And I lived to see another day.

Fin.
 
BeatBoxinGranny47 said:
I was robbed at squirty flower point today by a gang of midget clowns. It was very frightening. I didnt know what exactly it was they wanted. I tried calling the popo but the gimpy midget clown knocked the phone out of my hand with his tiny little cane. I could have stopped him but he just looked so damn cute jumping up and down swinging his little midget cane. I tried to run but the little thugs attacked me. They latched onto my ankles causing me to fall. One of them kept screaming "Shove your cane up his yellow brick road!!!!". At this point I was sure I was a goner. But then, out of know where, Dora the Explorer burst in the room swinging her magical talking map in one hand and Swiper the swiping fox in the other. She had taken out about half of the shinless gangsters when she collapsed. I wasnt sure what had happened. I later found out that Dora the Explorer had problems with meth and she had succumbed to a heart attack due the excitement of kicking some midget butt. Dora really helped me out that day but, there were still a half dozen crazed and blood thirsty little people grabbing at me with their tiny, boney little hands. I was able to detach 3 by throwing all the candy I had in my pockets into a conveniently placed meat grinder. The little idiots dove in their and were quickly dispatched. I'm sure they will make some delicious sliders. (Get it? Cuz they are small people like sliders are small burgers? Haha!) And then there were three. The three stongest I shall add. They were making their way to my throat. I could see the love of murder in their leprechaunesqe eyes. Just as they were to remove all life from body by slicing my jugular with a rogue hand buzzer.....they stopped, I could see pure joy in their eyes but I did not understand why. And then I heard it. That sweet siren song that crazed midget clowns love. An ice cream truck was rounding the corner. I was truly saved by the bell. The once crazed, blood thirsty midget clowns had turned into little hyper, sweetened dairy loving midget clowns. I threw $4 at them and off they skipped into the horizon. And I lived to see another day.

Fin.
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I think you've watched entirely too much Nickelodoen and Cartoon Network........step away from the TV, for your own safety. :eek:
 
naturegirl said:
BeatBoxinGranny47 said:
I was robbed at squirty flower point today by a gang of midget clowns. It was very frightening. I didnt know what exactly it was they wanted. I tried calling the popo but the gimpy midget clown knocked the phone out of my hand with his tiny little cane. I could have stopped him but he just looked so damn cute jumping up and down swinging his little midget cane. I tried to run but the little thugs attacked me. They latched onto my ankles causing me to fall. One of them kept screaming "Shove your cane up his yellow brick road!!!!". At this point I was sure I was a goner. But then, out of know where, Dora the Explorer burst in the room swinging her magical talking map in one hand and Swiper the swiping fox in the other. She had taken out about half of the shinless gangsters when she collapsed. I wasnt sure what had happened. I later found out that Dora the Explorer had problems with meth and she had succumbed to a heart attack due the excitement of kicking some midget butt. Dora really helped me out that day but, there were still a half dozen crazed and blood thirsty little people grabbing at me with their tiny, boney little hands. I was able to detach 3 by throwing all the candy I had in my pockets into a conveniently placed meat grinder. The little idiots dove in their and were quickly dispatched. I'm sure they will make some delicious sliders. (Get it? Cuz they are small people like sliders are small burgers? Haha!) And then there were three. The three stongest I shall add. They were making their way to my throat. I could see the love of murder in their leprechaunesqe eyes. Just as they were to remove all life from body by slicing my jugular with a rogue hand buzzer.....they stopped, I could see pure joy in their eyes but I did not understand why. And then I heard it. That sweet siren song that crazed midget clowns love. An ice cream truck was rounding the corner. I was truly saved by the bell. The once crazed, blood thirsty midget clowns had turned into little hyper, sweetened dairy loving midget clowns. I threw $4 at them and off they skipped into the horizon. And I lived to see another day.

Fin.
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I think you've watched entirely too much Nickelodoen and Cartoon Network........step away from the TV, for your own safety. :eek:
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I dont watch T.V. very often. I have more short stories if you are interested.
 
naturegirl said:
To create a thread on randomness.........................have at it!!

Unicorns and peanut butter might be off limits. :D
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I LOVE YOU
 
naturegirl said:
Well General Contractors in general are total jerks!! I can vouch for that DAP. :)
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You ever get anything from that GC we both knew??? I told you back then I had to scream and holler at them to send me invoices. Pretty damn sad when you have to beg your contractor to bill you for work performed
 
'nanner sammich is much better with peanut butter

My wife is very tolerant of my demand for a certain brand of peanut butter

I like brussel sprouts

I do not miss changing the oil in my car. Nope. Not one bit.

I just made my lunch for tomorrow. Half a roast beef sandwich, with Duke's low fat mayo. Also having a bit of hummus I made last weekend, along with some Stacy's pita chips.

Yes, I'm on a food posting binge ...
 
atlantdav said:
naturegirl said:
Well General Contractors in general are total jerks!! I can vouch for that DAP. :)
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You ever get anything from that GC we both knew??? I told you back then I had to scream and holler at them to send me invoices. Pretty damn sad when you have to beg your contractor to bill you for work performed
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Nope!! Never, cost us almost $100 grand. Yea, GCs are jerks!!
 
MacDaddy said:
'nanner sammich is much better with peanut butter

My wife is very tolerant of my demand for a certain brand of peanut butter

I like brussel sprouts

I do not miss changing the oil in my car. Nope. Not one bit.

I just made my lunch for tomorrow. Half a roast beef sandwich, with Duke's low fat mayo. Also having a bit of hummus I made last weekend, along with some Stacy's pita chips.

Yes, I'm on a food posting binge ...
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you go McDaddy!! ;D
 
I just came back from the grocery store. I would rather have had a pin stuck in my eye. I hate grocery shopping.
 
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