Bond. James Bond

In the last Bond movie, he was retired, and the 007 license was given to a black woman who seemed very manly. Bond is killed at the end of the movie, and it appears that the series has gone woke. There must have been a lot of backlash about that because EON now says there will be a reinvention of Bond, and Bond will be male. They have no idea when the next Bond movie will be produced.

www.theguardian.com

Next Bond film will be ‘complete reinvention’ but won’t shoot for ‘at least two years’

Barbara Broccoli has revealed details about the future of the 007 franchise after the departure of Daniel Craig
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Memo to the producers:

Go ahead, just get it over with, and cast a black, albino, lesbian midget as the next 007.

added bonus, give her a speech impediment and if you're really woke, give her tourettes syndrome.

Then just watch the box-office dollars come rollin' in !!
 
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