When you get a text or call from your "Ex"....

[J-man]

 

[lotstodo]

"Sometimes I think of my ex looking down on me from heaven, but no, the bi+(h is still alive".

 

[Guard Dad]

My ex did me wrong at the time, but she's not a bad person. We're actually Facebook friends. And no, ain't nuttin gonna happen, I'll keep what I got.

 

[J-man]

My ex did me wrong at the time, but she's not a bad person. We're actually Facebook friends. And no, ain't nuttin gonna happen, I'll keep what I got.

You can FB mine if you want her too.

 

[Guard Dad]

You can FB mine if you want her too.

Let's let "The Queen" handle that.

 

[cptlo]

My ex did me wrong at the time, but she's not a bad person. We're actually Facebook friends. And no, ain't nuttin gonna happen, I'll keep what I got.

Can she cook?

 

[Guard Dad]

Can she cook?

You want me to hook a brother up?

 

[cptlo]

You want me to hook a brother up?

Is she rich?

 

[Guard Dad]

Is she rich?

Nope

 

[cptlo]

Nope

 

[lotstodo]

Is she rich?

She likes cat videos, quiet nights with her feline companion Mr. Snuggles, and bon bons.

 

[Guard Dad]

She likes cat videos, quiet nights with her feline companion Mr. Snuggles, and bon bons.

Pretty spot on

 

[cptlo]

She likes cat videos, quiet nights with her feline companion Mr. Snuggles, and bon bons.

Hmmm......tempting.

 

[Guard Dad]

Hmmm......tempting.

Cold shower time

 

[J-man]

Friends don’t let friends....nevermind.